Happy Christmas and a prosperous new year

[Pete999]

Just in case I get bogged down over Christmas, Mrs Pete999, and Me would like to wish everyone a happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.
Don't drink and drive, drink sensibly above all enjoy the break.

 

[Midwest]

I hope none of you get your tinsel in a tangle and as you know, an electricians Christmas is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anyone else’s. We start drinking early and while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. Hopefully you all have made it on the naughty list and it was worth it.
Merry Christmas everyone! Have a good’un!

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I’m not Santa but any of them babes can still sit on my lap.

That's not a hot tub in a garden shed, is it?

 

[Pete999]

That's not a hot tub in a garden shed, is it?

Middy they are all silicon and implants, give me a proper Woman any day, not any of those plastic bimbos, waiting for the abuse.

 

[Kamikaze]

That's not a hot tub in a garden shed, is it?

It’s on a Starship so we don’t have to worry about bonding it.

Middy they are all silicon and implants, give me a proper Woman any day, not any of those plastic bimbos, waiting for the abuse.

Steady on Pete lad! You know your pacemaker can’t handle a real woman anymore.

 

[Pete999]

It’s on a Starship so we don’t have to worry about bonding it.



Steady on Pete lad! You know your pacemaker can’t handle a real woman anymore.

Cheeky young whippersnapper, where do live? I could come around and give you a spank, pacemaker indeed

 

[ruston]

Merry Christmas Pete . I hope you have a good new year , and keep chipping away. .
All the very best to all of you that have made the forum what it is .
Take it easy on the refreshments. (sic)

 

[Pete999]

Merry Christmas Pete . I hope you have a good new year , and keep chipping away. .
All the very best to all of you that have made the forum what it is .
Take it easy on the refreshments. (sic)

Thanks ruston, no chance of me taking it easy on the refreshments, none at all.

 

[ruston]

Thanks ruston, no chance of me taking it easy on the refreshments, none at all.

Well stick to wine then - coffee is not good for us.

 

[Pete999]

Well stick to wine then - coffee is not good for us.

The way I felt this morning, tells me the Wine isn't that good for us either.

 

[telectrix]

As that 'other' thread got closed down, just thought I'd report back, that I made it to 6.30pm on the works do. As the others expressed their intentions to continue on until 5 in the morning, I said my farewells and scurried off home, for my cocoa & slippers.

wimp.

 

[telectrix]

it's a pity that strong drink only reaches your stomach. i need it to get to my knees. naproxen is a poor substitute.

 

[Midwest]

wimp.

They're all moaning about thick heads, and being rather quiet at the mo. Serves 'em right, too much of that cough mixture stuff.

 

[telectrix]

always gone by the axiom, if you can't handle it, don't take it. to make me fragile would take 12 pints. 'er indoors gets on my case after 8 pints, so i'm always compos mentis.

 

[Midwest]

it's a pity that strong drink only reaches your stomach. i need it to get to my knees. naproxen is a poor substitute.

Her indoors get some stuff prescribed for her sciatica. I take a couple now & then, for me bad back. Its really groovy man

 

[Midwest]

Eight pints just about quenches my thirst. By twelve, thirst is not the problem. I'm talking white wine mind.

 

[telectrix]

Eight pints just about quenches my thirst. By twelve, thirst is not the problem. I'm talking white wine mind.

spoken from flat on the back with intra veinous injection of alcohol.