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Darkwood
My work collegue was with us on a job and the office lady took me to one side and said in a sheepish voice, the freind up the ladder is a little exposed... i looked what she meant to find the rip in his pants had one of his man shopping bags hanging out...... laugh! i was in tears for an hour he got some new pants next day and apologised to the lady of a delicate up-bringing.