Heads Up For Aldi...

[ruston]

mine's got a new i-phone and i-pad already so i bought her an i-ron to compliment her collection.

I received this email recently..


Subject: Apple computer announcement
Apple computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play stereo music in women's breast implants.
The iTit, will cost between $499 and $699, depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major break through because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

 

[Pete999]

I received this email recently..


Subject: Apple computer announcement
Apple computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play stereo music in women's breast implants.
The iTit, will cost between $499 and $699, depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major break through because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

If the Lady in question is well endowed, well you know the answer surely.

 

[static zap]

.... well you know the answer surely.

..Doppler shift could become a problem..?

 

[ruston]

..Doppler shift could become a problem..?

Frequently..

 

[Pete999]

Frequently..

Could be susceptible to a lot of interference imo.

 

[Toneyz]

Saw some Eastern Europeans in my local Aldi Store, buying multiples of everything "Workzone" so look out. As an aside I did notice Aldi had a set of bits ,( not sure how many bits but it wasn't just 10 or 12 ) for a Dremmel type tool, I got my hands on one before they all went into the Easter European Guy's trolley, mind you he did look a bit peeved when I nicked it out of his grubby Mitts, so much for business etiquette.

I am surprised that Mrs Pete 999 allowed you to buy it. I usually buy the sharpie type permanent pens for 89p for five just as good for marking cables and when they have them Duracell batteries about £1 cheaper.

 

[Pete999]

I am surprised that Mrs Pete 999 allowed you to buy it. I usually buy the sharpie type permanent pens for 89p for five just as good for marking cables and when they have them Duracell batteries about £1 cheaper.

Contrary to what you think Ant, Mrs Pete 999 doesn't tell me what I can and cant buy, especially when she aint there lol

 

[Squid]

Contrary to what you think Ant, Mrs Pete 999 doesn't tell me what I can and cant buy, especially when she aint there lol

You love to live dangerously Pete seeing as there is a MrsPete999 registered since September 2017.......

 

[littlespark]

I bought some SDS drill bits from Lidl some time ago... cheap as chips. 5 x 600mm long from 10mm up to 25mm diameter and a set of 3 at 1m long.
Started to think i'll never use these damn things, then lo and behold, outside light needed for a farm cottage. The wall was solid stone and nearly 900mm thick.
For the price, it doesn't matter if its used once, then chucked. You can spend a lot of money on other tools, use them twice and they're buggered.
The only downside is I don't have a box big enough to keep them in. They just roll about the back of the van.

 

[telectrix]

don't have a box big enough to keep them in. They just roll about the back of the van

get a 1m length of square downspout. cap 1 end.

 

[littlespark]

I’ll do something like that when I get around to ply lining my van