Horse Meat Scandal

[KAS1]

It turns out that the horses were molested before they were turned into burgers...The police are asking anyone who knew Jimmy Saddle to come forward.

 

[oldtimer]

It turns out that the horses were molested before they were turned into burgers...The police are asking anyone who knew Jimmy Saddle to come forward.

Yes I did where do I claim

 

[telectrix]

the investigation has gone further. they've found traces of john wayne's dna in the horsemeat. 200 statues in the USA are being demolished. the charity hoss help is requesting that any horses involved should stop nagging and get on with it.

 

[Steve65]

I hear that Tescos have found traces of Zebra in their bar codes!

 

[Sintra]

So now Findus have withdrawn their products because of Horse meat contamination...


Shame..I really liked their Spaghetti Bologneighs.

 

[KAS1]

If You've been put off Tesco's burgers, try their meat balls!.....They're the dogs ********!

 

[oldtimer]

How come food thats bad for you tastes great but the healthy stuff looks like it has been swept u from a barn floor lol

 

[ste77]

whatever it was, it tasted good, probably taste like cardboard now the horse has been removed

 

[Sintra]

So you think the horse meat found in Tesco burgers is bad. What about the camel toe found in Primark leggings. :lol:

 

[dan86]

So you think the horse meat found in Tesco burgers is bad. What about the camel toe found in Primark leggings. :lol:

I posted that on Facebook a few weeks ago. got a good few likes!

 

[Steve65]

If you think there's been a fuss about Tesco burgers just wait 'till people hear about Iceland Quarter Pandas.

 

[ifindoubtdont]

What's the nearest thing to Silver..... The Lone Rangers B!!!s

 

[Des 56]

Just had a salad with lashings of horseradish on the side,seems it's in everything

 

[grantr37]

They are using DNA testing to prove the origin of the meat. They'd be able to prove if it was Cat, Dog, Human, Badger etc.

there was a thing in the paper a while ago about criminal sewer slime killing off peeps and throwing them into a sausage factory then teeth and jewelery started coming through in a BBQ.............puke boak barf hurl skitter puke puke boak wretch wretch squeek wretch......

 

[ste77]

there was a thing in the paper a while ago about criminal sewer slime killing off peeps and throwing them into a sausage factory then teeth and jewelery started coming through in a BBQ.............puke boak barf hurl skitter puke puke boak wretch wretch squeek wretch......

Be a bit like pulling a cracker at xmas, hoping for the solid sovereign ring, with the bogey prize of someones falsers lol