I am not a tool tart just a practical person!

[telectrix]

i'm just as big a tool tart as pete. even better, i'm a tool slag.

 

[Rpa07]

i'm just as big a tool tart as pete. even better, i'm a tool slag.

Only you could make that sound posh Tel!

 

[telectrix]

slags are posh in Liverpool. most of them even wear knickers these days.( even if they are open crotch).

 

[Pete999]

Welcome to the Tool Tart Club Wilko

I'm infected, so bad they hold out little hope for me, although I'm selling bits here and there, I still get the urge, it's dibilitating

slags are posh in Liverpool. most of them even wear knickers these days.( even if they are open crotch).

 

[Pete999]

What about SKANKS Tel?

 

[telectrix]

What about SKANKS Tel?

we exported all them to Northampton

 

[Pete999]

we exported all them to Northampton

Oi you smart bumbed Scouser

 

[Specialist]

What about SKANKS Tel?

Lowlife druggies Pete, Difference between a Tart & Slag: Slag gives out for free & Tarts charge.

 

[telectrix]

so that's why mr.kipling's bakewell tarts are so expensive? had a look on the website. mr.kipling don't do bakewell slags.

 

[Pete999]

so that's why mr.kipling's bakewell tarts are so expensive? had a look on the website. mr.kipling don't do bakewell slags.

Scousers so quick with the comeback as usuall

 

[telectrix]

pete, i've made more comebacks than the isle of man ferry. left the trade 3 times, but back in last 10 years.

 

[Pete999]

pete, i've made more comebacks than the isle of man ferry. left the trade 3 times, but back in last 10 years.

The come back Kid that's you Tel

 

[Pete999]

pete, i've made more comebacks than the isle of man ferry. left the trade 3 times, but back in last 10 years.

What made you leave the Trade Tel? if you don't mind saying.

 

[telectrix]

came out of industry(desk job) as it boring and dead man's shoes. had to make a crust, so went into appliance repairs, then TV repairs, then alarms, back into electrical installation. came into some serious funds so bought an off licence/general store. that went ---- up for various reasons, so back on the tools.

 

[Dave OCD]

came out of industry(desk job) as it boring and dead man's shoes. had to make a crust, so went into appliance repairs, then TV repairs, then alarms, back into electrical installation. came into some serious funds so bought an off licence/general store. that went ---- up for various reasons, so back on the tools.

Did you drink all the stock Tel ?