i knew cats were smart but they can baffle you

[tidyboiler]

Get a kitten they said, it will be fun they said....

 

[telectrix]

always remember... a cat is not just for christmas. put the leftovers in the freezer, they'll last till easter.

 

[Moley]

always remember... a cat is not just for christmas. put the leftovers in the freezer, they'll last till easter.

And I've heard rumours that there's more than one way to skin them.

 

[telectrix]

And I've heard rumours that there's more than one way to skin them.

need to consult local chinese takeaway for the most efficient method.

 

[Mike Johnson]

In ancient time cats where worshiped as gods and they remember that.

 

[Wilko]

In ancient time cats where worshiped as gods and they remember that.

Not just ancient times ... Her Royal Haughtiness of Castle Wilko