If Carlsberg gave jobs to Electricians.....

[Mac]

Parked outside,waiting for you Irishsparks.I'll pay you to work

 

[scotsparky]

I will pollish there pole for them and earth it as well. Mind you i may pause for a sniff

 

[iceman]

i cant realy see you gettin any work done tht day u'll be to busy lookin at the fluff thts if thy got any cos most these days hav got ***** ******* lol

 

[Andy Smith]

........they would definatly make them like this

True story lads I hope you believe me as some don't

I was doing a job yesterday evening in a apartment in Dublin city centre,the client was a beautiful blonde girl from Belarus..
As I was working I started chatting (her up) to her and I asked her what she done for a living,she tells me she is a dancer...In my innocence I ask her you mean like Riverdance?? To which she relpied no Im a exotic dancer!!!!!

Anyway her boyfriend came home halfway through the job and I get talking to him too,it turns out he is the co-owner of the stripclub where this girl works and he tells me he needs a load of Electrical work done fixing the lights around the stage and in the "private booths"..

He then says I'd have to do the work during the day when they were closed but there might be one or two of the girls practising while im there ,would that be alright he asks ...

So I'm going in next week to do the work!

As I said lads this is totally true,I can hardly believe it myself though!!

Think you may have to consult regs on this one under high risk areas LOL

 

[scotsparky]

what risk of enjoying your work or how long it takes to wire a ring main? I mean 3 days may be stretching it a bit but slow and carefull it the way to get it done.

 

[Andy Smith]

Just wondered if you dressed up a little like matey from the village people perhaps you could help in the routine LOL

 

[scotsparky]

what you want to get up in front of a group of guys and strip???? sometimes i wonder! I would happily apply fake tan and oil as well as checking all Bikini waxes. I dont think i would ever be late or take any hollidays and would pay to work there.

 

[IrishSparks]

Doing this job tomorrow!

 

[Mark.W]

Already waiting for you outside....

 

[scotsparky]

Large pics please we want to see the "Installs" in all there glory!

 

[scotsparky]

Irish how did the job go? We getting any pics or you still recovering?