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Geordie Spark
I stabbed my left hand with a knife today, 20 mins later was holding the hole saw and knocked the trigger and took a slice out of it, then when poking a hle in some plasterboard by hand slipped and I half ripped my right thumb nail off and got blood over everything. I'm glad it's the weekend, I hope you feel better.
There really is no hope for you is there??
Have you considered a change of career ........ maybe flower arranging?? ...