I have to make a confession and seek forgiveness. I had a lot of printing to do once and would have killed the inkjet and taken ages. so I popped over to argos which is less than 2 minutes walk from my flat and got a laser printer, printed around 300 sheets, I then took it back about 4 hours later.
Told them it was faulty and when printing would make funny noises, lights flashed and turn off .. they said no problem, replacement or refund? i took the refund and told them i was going to research a better model online.
Naughty I know and I have sought forgiveness for my sins ever since.