Jack and Jill

[Geordie Spark]

God your bored uk.?

I'm bored as well so I googled this vinegar & brown paper lark and found this: http://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-2130,00.html

 

[Geordie Spark]

Got told by my sister in law who works with kids you can't say brown paper but you have to say coloured ???

Aye well ....... I don't work with kids - in fact nowadays I don't work at all so I can say what the **** I like!! In fact, I did just that this morning to an irritating --- of a telephone salesperson. :sailor:

 

[7029 dave]

I'm bored as well so I googled this vinegar & brown paper lark and found this: Would vinegar and brown paper be of any use in the event of a small boy (call him Jack) sustaining a head wound? | Notes and Queries | guardian.co.uk

Remember what Daniel Hangman (sharp) says, for an contrary leg best brown paper and paraffin.

 

[Besoeker]

Diven't ye kid yersel!!

He's just weighing up his options ....... "Which of these two ******** am I gonna bite first"!! :wink_smile:

Nah.......it's will he sit there long enough for me to sneak off and nick the pork chops?..........

 

[BES]

Got told by my sister in law who works with kids you can't say brown paper but you have to say coloured ???

Aye well ....... I don't work with kids - in fact nowadays I don't work at all so I can say what the **** I like!! In fact, I did just that this morning to an irritating --- of a telephone salesperson. :sailor:

I don't work anymore either and swearing and insulting cold callers trying to sell me something I never asked for is one of my new hobbies

 

[Geordie Spark]

I don't work anymore either and swearing and insulting cold callers trying to sell me something I never asked for is one of my new hobbies

Only a hobby???

For me it's a mission!! .:devilish:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Remember what Daniel Hangman (sharp) says, for an contrary leg best brown paper and paraffin.

Yes!!!! .......... I liked that series.

 

[steve50]

Only a hobby???

For me it's a mission!! .:devilish:

I have a whistle by the phone it seam work very well

 

[Geordie Spark]

I have a whistle by the phone it seam work very well

The thing to remember though is ALWAYS move the phone away from your ear before you blow the whistle!!


PARDON???