jesaus comes back after 2000 years to see how things are on earth. he walks into a pub and obviously has no money, but there's 3 blokes sitting at a table, drinking pints: a scouser, a yorkshireman, and an irishman. seeing jesus's predicament, the irishman goes to the bar and buys jesus a guinness. so they all sit down and drink. when jesus finishes his guinness , the yorkshireman buys a round, and gets jesus a samuel smiths. next round, the scouser's turn and he gets jesus a pint of stella. ready to leave, jesus then says to the 3 men. "thanks for the drinks lads, i must do something for you in return". the irishman then tells jesus that he would love to be back in dublin, so putting his hand on the irishman's head jesus murmurs in hebrew, and lo and behold, the irishman magically disappears back to dublin. the yorkshireman tells jesus that he has suffered for years with headaches, so jesus puts his hand on the man's head, and his headaches disappear. turning to the scouser, jesus asks what he has wrong with him. the scouser replies that for 30 years he has had a bad back. as jesus goes to put his hand on the scouser's back, the man jumps up and shouts " F*** off, i'm on disability"
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