Just thought you all ought to know this.........

[telectrix]

all you need to work out a plumbers IQ is a hammer and a stopwatch. hit him on head ( with hammer, in case any kitchen fitters are reading), clock how long it takes him to say "ouch". IQ rating starts at 10 and decreases over time ( that' s what the stopwatch is for, in case any builders are reading).

 

[Baddegg]

all you need to work out a plumbers IQ is a hammer and a stopwatch. hit him on head ( with hammer, in case any kitchen fitters are reading), clock how long it takes him to say "ouch". IQ rating starts at 10 and decreases over time ( that' s what the stopwatch is for, in case any builders are reading).

I’m assuming the spark gets the spread to do the actual hitting?

 

[telectrix]

I’m assuming the spark gets the spread to do the actual hitting?

yeah, but the spread would need to go on a Electrical Trainee course to learn how to use a hammer.

 

[Wilko]

Vort must be cacking himself

 

[FatAlan]

bloody obvious. P is the increase in volume required by the Borg Cube when r = the number of new bodies awaiting assimilation. answer is is cubic Klingometers. don't you lot know anything?

Bet you’ve got a picture of 7 of 9 on your bedroom ceiling Tel

 

[buzzlightyear]

Vorts time and revetivaty.its pie square in to three phase = pork pie
Gregs.

 

[Spoon]

Bet you’ve got a picture of 7 of 9 on your bedroom ceiling Tel

Doesn't everyone....

 

[Squid]

Bet you’ve got a picture of 7 of 9 on your bedroom ceiling Tel

He has a mirrored ceiling the markings are on his chest in a dodgy prison type tattoo fashion that Liverpudlians like.

 

[Spoon]

If I had a mirrored ceiling I'd want it the mirror to be slightly concave, so I'd look thinner... Then again John Thomas would look even smaller..... Life is not fare...

 

[static zap]

If its got a square root of 3 in it ,Is it 3 phase ?
(or have I just fell in the trap !)

 

[Squid]

Vorts time and revetivaty.its pie square in to three phase = pork pie
Gregs.

You eat in Gregs?

Crowdfunding time...........