I’m sure the military guys will have better stories, but I was given the job of going up as an observer in a RAF helicopter at an air show, a some years back.
I was dead keen to get airborne, but the crusty old pilot was not interested. He eventually stirred his arse, and we got aboard, he gave a ten minute safety brief, which basically amounted to don’t touch anything yellow and black in an emergency, unless I tell you, but by then it’ll be too late.
Being now slightly apprehensive, I commented these things were quite safe now days aren’t they and when did you last crash? He replied last week!
They changed over at lunch time, when a young thruster took over. We had a couple of ‘sorties’, that’s pilots talk, don’t you know. The last one, we took up some female officer, who he was obviously keen to impress, or make her scream I think. Cos we did a loop the loop, where she obliged & I rubbish my pants. F.’ing pilots.
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A have was it?
You’re too subtle for me ;-)