Letter

[axel132132]

Hi,

I want to send out a mail shot letter via E-Mail and POST to all the local kitchen fitting companies, bathroom companies, builders etc but i am OFFICIALLY the worst at english and grammer!

So if anyone can, could you send me a letter you have sent out that works to my email (Click link below in my signature) would be extremely greatful!

Cheers

 

[electric will]

Are you having a laugh?

 

[telectrix]

no way, you lazy sod. post your effort and we'll help with the shpellink and grandma.

 

[chrish_1977]

Dear everyone, I would like some work please ---

 

[markc123]

Haha agreed. come off it axel...i mean that first post you wrote wasn't that bad spelling wise, and as for grammar it wasn't that bad really either - ive seen worse.

Just admit the real reason is that you can't be arsed to do it yourself

 

[axel132132]

Lmao! NO honestly im shocking the letter will be like a 5 year old has written it ><!

Dear Sir

I wantings your workings please use me

;D!

OK SO tomorrow i shall attempt and post and u can all ABUSE me for being a retard then help?

DEAL!?!

 

[telectrix]

can't wait to give you the jimmy savile treatment.

 

[markc123]

But, as you ask i suppose i can help.

This is how i normally set out my emails when touting for work.....

Waddup Bredrins.

Giz us sum work innit kiddas, i no all bouts electrix coz i dun da 10wk course.

Respect

 

[axel132132]

Sounds fun to me!

Also another quicky, is it a CRAP idea to offer an incentive as in spend £3000 get a free ipad that sorta stuff or do u recon that would entice people to use me?

Cheers

 

[electric will]

Next axel will want us to price the jobs, then go and do them!!

 

[axel132132]

Next axel will want us to price the jobs, then go and do them!!

SHIZ man you'd do that for me?? Your too kind mate.. Too kind!

 

[telectrix]

Sounds fun to me!

Also another quicky, is it a CRAP idea to offer an incentive as in spend £3000 get a free ipad that sorta stuff or do u recon that would entice people to use me?

Cheers

that's a naff idea. better incentive would be for every £2000 of work paid up , give them £100 off the next job.

 

[Octopus]

Sounds fun to me!

Also another quicky, is it a CRAP idea to offer an incentive as in spend £3000 get a free ipad that sorta stuff or do u recon that would entice people to use me?

Cheers

How many customers have you had who have spent over £3000???

If I were the client I would simply assume that the price is inflated to pay for it!!

And what would make people use you - referals from satisfied clients.

 

[Plonker 3]

Sounds fun to me!

Also another quicky, is it a CRAP idea to offer an incentive as in spend £3000 get a free ipad that sorta stuff or do u recon that would entice people to use me?

Cheers

Have yoy ever purchased something for a offer. Or do you buy the best value product?

 

[electric will]

I think the free iPad is a great idea, you could even customise them with your business details on, wall paper etc!!
Put when their inspections are due in the calendar, the possibilities are endless.