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[MDJ]

Oh for goodness sake i know this bloke hurt all of your egos but please if you want to check me out im sarah emily moody on facebook be my guest. My profile picture is me and my gorgeous three younger sisters. Im 28 born where maggie thatcher was on 11/12/1985. Then can we please get over the fact that i like dressing up and having a good time and want to be a sparky yes its rare but you lot are like a pack of wolves. Give a girlie a chance

We have, your 200 post welcome thread should let you know your popular here already and you haven't asked any technical questions yet, it is all banter, imagine you are on a building site with 20 sparkies all ripping the pi$$ in fun out of each other all day, it is the same here.

 

[Sarz11]

I've taken your advice and just checked my balls and all seems ok... although Im getting some very strange looks from the other passengers on the bus! :charming:

Hahahaha im glad your so open positive role modelling i like it!!

 

[Sarz11]

We have, your 200 post welcome thread should let you know your popular here already and you haven't asked any technical questions yet, it is all banter, imagine you are on a building site with 20 sparkies all ripping the pi$$ in fun out of each other all day, it is the same here.

Do they?! Oh god maybe im not ready...... being popular is not what im here for although it might help! Well all my technical.questions are there but there probably really simple to you guys because you have been doing it so long and im a virgin

 

[MDJ]

Aye .. and a few lads on her do too and they're probably cringing with embarrassment just now.

It's all a bit like these super efficient solar panels adverts - if it seems too good to be true, then it probably is!

Hey Geordie didn't one guy here send that pink handcuffs fella a picture of himself nude?not 100% who it was but I am sure I heard someone say it was markey sparkey and thats why he hasn't been here for a while lol

 

[telectrix]

think you're correct there.

 

[Sarz11]

Aye .. and a few lads on her do too and they're probably cringing with embarrassment just now.

It's all a bit like these super efficient solar panels adverts - if it seems too good to be true, then it probably is!

Are you saying im too good to be true?! Il take that! And i am trying to seek out practical experience you know where i live

 

[MDJ]

must have been a horrible sight Tel as well lmao

 

[dazza1981]

Chaps i just checked that name on face book and all im saying is..... you can speak in text language or any other language as far as im concerned lol.
Welcome to the banter.

 

[Sarz11]

Chaps i just checked that name on face book and all im saying is..... you can speak in text language or any other language as far as im concerned lol.
Welcome to the banter.

ok but i am the one on the far end dont be thinking im the others and be disappointed. Clearly im biest

 

[Spoon]

You dont believe everything you read or see on facebook do you. If you look at my profile it says that I have a body of a god and i'm hung like a donkey. Nowhere does is say that the god is Buddah and the donkey is Eeyore.

 

[Sarz11]

Ah hahahahaha well thanks for letting me know il make a note for future reference in regards to dating prospects

 

[Spoon]

Most are not fussy here. We date anything.. women, men, sheep.... Just me again then eh....

 

[Sarz11]

Most are not fussy here. We date anything.. women, men, sheep.... Just me again then eh....

I noticed since some will go after men in pink fluffy handcuffs but hey there aint no judging here!

 

[Spoon]

I can't knock the woman/bloke. He wanted to me on my friends list, so ill accept anyone, just gutted that he/she didnt ask for any naked pics of me.... rejected again...

 

[ian.settle1]

Oh and whilst i have all of your attention my little english teachers do any of you know it alls know anything about calculators and the most helpful. What about this one? Casio fx83 + because i need to help mysen with formulas im actually better at english than maths believe it or not hahaha

When I was a lad there where no such thing as calculators we had to use our fingers and toes, then along came the slide rule (new fangaled thing)