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[markc123]

I think a few of you are wearing skirts on the weekend!

It depends on my mood

 

[tidyboiler]

No it won't ... It's my beloved Tidyboiler who has given me so much fun, love and attention in six short years than my ex ever gave me in twenty five long, miserable and thoroughly unrewarding years.

As some of you know I've been very ill for a few months and I'm not out of the woods yet but this lady has been a Godsend to me during this time.

So, Thank You pet!!

7 years darling.............. there will be no charge for correcting this post.

You are welcome BTW......... I just love giving you the bed baths!!!!!. :dita:

 

[Geordie Spark]

7 years darling.............. there will be no charge for correcting this post.

You are welcome BTW......... I just love giving you the bed baths!!!!!. :dita:

Yes pet

Champion pet.

 

[sparkdog]

Checking your balls brings a whole new meaning to the Nutcracker Suite.

 

[Badged01]

7 years darling.............. there will be no charge for correcting this post.

You are welcome BTW......... I just love giving you the bed baths!!!!!. :dita:

Yes pet

Champion pet.

He's probably gonna say it with flowers and a nice meal out tomorrow :love:

 

[tidyboiler]

He's probably gonna say it with flowers and a nice meal out tomorrow :love:

I've always liked you Badged!!!!!! :biggrin5:

 

[ian.settle1]

He's probably gonna say it with flowers and a nice meal out tomorrow :love:

And a couple of bottles of Krug Champagne or Newcastle Brown. LOL

 

[tidyboiler]

And a couple of bottles of Krug Champagne or Newcastle Brown. LOL

You are probably right there Ian, ............. the Nukie Broon stuff. :17:

 

[Badged01]

I've always liked you Badged!!!!!! :biggrin5:

The only reason I said it is because he has got more than that planned! Im just setting your expectation low so you will be blown away with the suprise he has for you ...... :winkiss:

 

[tidyboiler]

The only reason I said it is because he has got more than that planned! Im just setting your expectation low so you will be blown away with the suprise he has for you ...... :winkiss:

Oh yes??? surprise eh? Well Geordie doesn't do surprises. He once turned up with a "surprise" for me, wrapped up in tissue paper. I was beside myself with excitement as I unwrapped it. It turned out to be a radiator bleed key. But, never say never I suppose! :dita:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Oh yes??? surprise eh? Well Geordie doesn't do surprises. He once turned up with a "surprise" for me, wrapped up in tissue paper. I was beside myself with excitement as I unwrapped it. It turned out to be a radiator bleed key. But, never say never I suppose! :dita:

Well it was something that you needed at the time, and now if you thread it on a bit of string it'll make a nice necklace thing AND it means you'll always be able to find it next time you need to bleed your radiators. It will be there in a place where you'll never forget where it is - happily dangling between your ample bosoms.

See how thoughtful I am?

 

[tidyboiler]

Well it was something that you needed at the time, and now if you thread it on a bit of string it'll make a nice necklace thing AND it means you'll always be able to find it next time you need to bleed your radiators. It will be there in a place where you'll never forget where it is - happily dangling between your ample bosoms.

See how thoughtful I am?

I lost it. :blush5:

 

[Geordie Spark]

I lost it. :blush5:

I'm not surprised really .... I've almost been lost down there myself a couple of times.

Anyway, what about the nice engagement ring you got ??

Don't forget to ask me for the money for it when I'm feeling a bit better.

 

[telectrix]

I lost it. :blush5:

weighed it in, more like. :waving:

 

[Geordie Spark]

weighed it in, more like. :waving:

Aye ... it was one of the better ones - solid brass.