Maintenance guys

[Old Jag Lover]

Anbody remember Piper Alpha possibly the worst example of their handiwork,my dad's best 2 mates lost their lives,blank off plate bolts finger tight,instlled by electrician,,PTW failure,alarms going off,guy says shut those motherxxxxxxs,up,inexperienced bloke did.also opening crossfeed valves,Yank ****heads on adjacent rigs,pressure drop,well,lets pump more of this xhit in,without realising they were operating on a common line,KABOOM.Anybody seen stuff to compare with this.

 

[PEG]

im just enjoying the pure randomness of it all.

all this talk of wildlife & guns reminds me of manchester lol.

I will have you know that the good folk of our town have worked long and hard to dismiss the old stereo-type of daily gun battles at Aldi......Both my missus and self are licensed firearm owners,we don't wear parkas,take drugs,or use marraccas....all other stereo-types apply though :bow:

 

[Knobhead]

Marvo, could I suggest the following:

 

[Robotstar5]

Marvo, could I suggest the following:

and ruin a thread that's building up to asking advice on running an 11kV supply to his shed?

 

[Knobhead]

If the 11KV is OH I’m out of my depth. UG I’m happy.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

I've got a feeling somebody likes a drink :drunk:

quite frankly he couldn`t give a XXXX for anything else.....

 

[GLENNSPARK]

That's what happens when cousins marry

perhaps thats why the face of Bradford is such a funny shape....

 

[Robotstar5]

If the 11KV is OH I’m out of my depth. UG I’m happy.

So cable tied to the chain link fence is out then?

 

[Darkwood]

The OP shows strong indications of been a Xenophobic but like anything go far enough back all nations are guilty of some sort of atrocity ... its 2014 time to see your fellow being as a human and not class them for their ancestries behavour... typical of a country that refuses the needy to enter and puts immigrants on a point system regardless of why they may seek asylum.

 

[7029 dave]

That's what happens when cousins marry

You met my sister my wife.

 

[MDJ]

Anbody remember Piper Alpha possibly the worst example of their handiwork,my dad's best 2 mates lost their lives,blank off plate bolts finger tight,instlled by electrician,,PTW failure,alarms going off,guy says shut those motherxxxxxxs,up,inexperienced bloke did.also opening crossfeed valves,Yank ****heads on adjacent rigs,pressure drop,well,lets pump more of this xhit in,without realising they were operating on a common line,KABOOM.Anybody seen stuff to compare with this.

After reading your last thread I thought you were drunk and having a laugh, after seeing this too, I think you are on drugs as well, lets face it, both are hilarious, you need to be banned IMHO.

 

[Guest55]

banned for what ?
talking gibberish ?
yeah right , the forum would have a member count of around 3 following those guidlines.
;-)

 

[MDJ]

umm, Idon't really think he should be banned, umm, sence of humour? come on biff get a grip

 

[Guest55]

well you didnt follow up with the universally accepted smiley face to indicate jest.
thus i come to the conclusion that the fail is all yours.



;-)

 

[MDJ]

On the I pad m8 I cannot use smilies from it, but yeah a big fail lol

 

[sparkyphil1]

i dont know about down under?? he is def UNDER the influence of something!! lol , are drugs cheap in oz?