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Hello, fellow sparkies. I’m a fully qualified electrician having done a 5 week course , got my Part P and everything. Got my NICEIC domestic installer inspection in 2 weeks. Going to rewire my parents house for the inspector to see. It’s a prefab, all concrete, built about 1950 and is wired in that awful round copper covered cable that fits into the boxes with brass nuts. It’s all 2 core cable, so there’s no earth. I’m going to do it all in stickyback plastic trunking, should only take me about a week. The niceic want a small job as well, so I plan to fit a circuit for washing machine and tumble dryer in the only place in my small flat where they will fit. The bathroom. As the floor is tiled, I can’t get to the socket cables, so I plan to come from the bathroom light in the attic, down the corner of the bathroom in trunking, under the bath, and fit a double socket under the bath where the taps are. I’ve looked up in the regulations, and that’s OK because you need a screwdriver to get the panel off. Also it makes the plumbing easy, straight from the tap pipes. And, because there’s no earth on the lighting, I can fix a wire from the earth of the socket to the cold water pipe. One thing I could not understand from the course is why I need to use thick cable on showers and cookers. Is it something to do with the bigger cable allowing the amps to flow faster, like bigger water pipes allow faster water flowing?
 
but won't thact cut into her wrists. pink handcuffs are better. and stop going off topic. i need to learn electrics so i can go out and earn my £50K/annum, like the course told me.
 
sorry about my previous whattttt just read up in my regs that if you have a fault disregard everything the book says and do whatever it takes to get it working (small print people)
 
You can but you'll have to get the dno to do that for you as its illegal for us to touch the meter or fuse and you'll be imprisoned for at least 30 years

great. free food, sky tv, pool, darts, heroin, can't wait. where's my meter?
 
great. free food, sky tv, pool, darts, heroin, can't wait. where's my meter?
Should be out in the street under lock and key as its so imperative that you shouldn't touch it that nobody really knows where it is, surely if you weren't allowed to touch it they wouldn't leave it in plain site, would they?
 
Just a thought, if you want to power some lights in the garden use red cable, if you cut a little groove in the grass and tuck it in no one will see it, but if they do the red will really show up well.






(just in case , *** THIS IS A WIND UP ***)
 
Don't forget to do some testing after, if its a TTNS system to get your Ra you have to put the green one in your mouth and blue one in your right hand and the red one in your left hand.
 
Don't forget to do some testing after, if its a TTNS system to get your Ra you have to put the green one in your mouth and blue one in your right hand and the red one in your left hand.


Isn't important to chant "tony cable" too, i think you need to read up on the regs:grinningelf:
 

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