Monkey puzzle clips and the apprentice

[Leesparkykent]

Just phoned the apprentice as he was going to the wholesalers.....told him to pick up 12 monkey puzzle clips.....his reply "haha very funny, you must think I'm an idiot" me "no just get them" apprentice "shall I grab a long weight at the same time".... Prat

 

[Spoon]

Some guy I used to work for had a theory that every branch of KFC had an elephant out the back of the frying area, with a migrant worker furiously, um, 'extracting' the mayonnaise-like substance from this elephant for the chicken burgers.

I could start a whole new thread on what are the possible job titles for the person who had to mess with the elephant....
Again, how did your mate know what elephant 'mayo' looked like?

 

[telectrix]

it comes in a bucket.

 

[Santa]

Dunno about elephants, but this is how to get it from a bull:

 

[MFS Electrical]

Dunno about elephants, but this is how to get it from a bull:

That’s just wrong

 

[Santa]

I always thought that they just got an electrician (or insert other trade) to bend over, and collected the mayo after...