Never have I ever!!!!!

[D00DY_T00DY]

Hi all,

Seeing as it's Friday thought it'd be a bit of fun to play a drinking game
(Alcohol is optional)

Basically someone says never have i ever... do etc. If you have you drink (Or like the post etc)

Try keep it clean for a little bit ey?

Be honest if you're taking part!

I'll start..
Never have I ever smashed my face with my own snips whilst stripping cable

Maybe add a back story with your suggestions so it's not as incriminating on your part lol.

 

[Pete999]

Never have I ever found the MCB for the circuit I'm working on by connecting a switch across l+n.

When did you last never do that Fred?

 

[freddo]

I never did that about 2 years ago when I couldn't risk switching off the wrong circuit, DBs had no labels.

 

[Rpa07]

Doody - I said the middle of the hall. Ok freddo READY!

 

[JK-Electrical]

Drilled through the Italian porcelain tiles of a customer's brand new bathroom refurbishment while fixing a metal back box to the bedroom wall next door.

 

[Pete999]

Is it a 'get out clause' legally because the sentence starts with "never have I" - I hope so, half of these could be used in a court of law and most of @Pete999s should be in the confessional!

C of E they don't have them, I just learn to put it behind me and move on.

 

[Rpa07]

C of E they don't have them, I just learn to put it behind me and move on.

Don't worry Pete - we know you are whiter than snow.
Though your sins be as scarlet they shall be white as snow, though they are red like Crimson they shall be as wool - Isaiah 1:18 (stick that in your cassock and smoke it!)

 

[Kamikaze]

Don't worry Pete - we know you are whiter than snow.
Though your sins be as scarlet they shall be white as snow, though they are red like Crimson they shall be as wool - Isaiah 1:18 (stick that in your cassock and smoke it!)

We probably have Lady999 to thank for Pete’s good behaviour because as you know, behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.


Never have I ever had to use electrical tape as a band-aid plaster.

 

[telectrix]

electrical tape and some bog roll is best solution. it don't pull skin off when you undo it.

 

[freddo]

Never have I ever spent 4 hours successfully repairing a TV, only to break the CRTs neck when refitting the back cover.

 

[telectrix]

Never have I ever spent 4 hours successfully repairing a TV, only to break the CRTs neck when refitting the back cover.

HAMFIST.

 

[freddo]

It's difficult repairing stuff when you have paws!

 

[freddo]

Never have I ever drilled through a wall only to puncture the hot water cylinder on the other side.

 

[telectrix]

Never have I ever drilled through a wall only to puncture the hot water cylinder on the other side.

never have i ever, drilled into a nice wide black mortar joint only to find it was a buried 15mm gas feed pipe to the hob.

 

[Pete999]

Never ever have I answered a thread on this Forum only to receive a nonsensical answer, and not know what to say in response.

 

[telectrix]

never have i ever known you to be lost for a response.