Never have I ever!!!!!

[D00DY_T00DY]

Hi all,

Seeing as it's Friday thought it'd be a bit of fun to play a drinking game
(Alcohol is optional)

Basically someone says never have i ever... do etc. If you have you drink (Or like the post etc)

Try keep it clean for a little bit ey?

Be honest if you're taking part!

I'll start..
Never have I ever smashed my face with my own snips whilst stripping cable

Maybe add a back story with your suggestions so it's not as incriminating on your part lol.

 

[Kamikaze]

Never have I ever sawn the legs of the captains chair and then made it look like the chair was still intact.

 

[LeeH]

Never ever have I tried to hold a hot buttered crumpet between my bum cheeks.

 

[Dave OCD]

Never ever have I tried to hold a hot buttered crumpet between my bum cheeks.

That's just wrong !

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Never ever have I tried to hold a hot buttered crumpet between my bum cheeks.

Mine was just tepid
Need to be quicker.

 

[Biggledyboo]

Never have I ever 'accidentally' sent a female customer a drunken text message asking (begging) her to come meet me for a beer

 

[Rpa07]

Never have I ever 'accidentally' sent a female customer a drunken text message asking (begging) her to come meet me for a beer

Classic and oh so regretted unless of course she is now your wife and the mother of your two beautiful children - if of course that is not the case, did your wife find out about the text?
Great avatar - wonder what 'wolf' looks like now - I'm not going to google it just before bed (bad dreams and all)

 

[Biggledyboo]

Classic and oh so regretted unless of course she is now your wife and the mother of your two beautiful children - if of course that is not the case, did your wife find out about the text?
Great avatar - wonder what 'wolf' looks like now - I'm not going to google it just before bed (bad dreams and all)

Nooo, it wasn't my girlfriend. And she never found out about the text.

What made it worse, the customer's reply the next day was along the lines of:

"Morning, thanks for your message, but I'll have to respectfully decline. I don't think my husband would appreciate it either. I have your number if I ever need you for more electrical works. Thanks"

I've not been round to work since

And the Wolf is still in pretty good shape nowadays!

 

[David M]

Never have I been absolutely bursting for the loo on site with no where to powder my nose, only to use a bucket in the back of my van then find out too late the bucket has a leak.

 

[Paul228]

Never have I ever spent an hour looking for my van keys.....then finding I had them in my hand all along

 

[telectrix]

never have i ever used a hammer on a plasterboarded wall to find a hidden back box.

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Never have I ever spent an hour looking for my van keys.....then finding I had them in my hand all along

Or in your mouth and said " can't find my key-... oh"

 

[Rpa07]

Looking for my screwdriver today and it was in my mouth! Thought of posting my stupidity but didn't want to start a thread so thanks @D00DY_T00DY

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Looking for my screwdriver today and it was in my mouth! Thought of posting my stupidity but didn't want to start a thread so thanks @D00DY_T00DY

I was looking for my new precision made CK slim line 4.0mm made in Germany driver
(CK get at me )
For a good 10minutes... put in in my normal pocket rather than my pouch

Sun got to my head

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Looking for my screwdriver today and it was in my mouth! Thought of posting my stupidity but didn't want to start a thread so thanks @D00DY_T00DY

I'm so bad with putting my keys in my back pocket rather than my side pocket I've had to buy myself a karabiner to hook in to my belt loop...
Still "lose them"

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Never have I ever locked my keys in my ford fiesta boot at 6pm on a Friday and ultimately had to smash my rear quarter glass to get them

Honest! I haven't