New member, greetings!

[nathz29]

Hi all,

New member, 15yrs Electrical engineer, made redundant 3years back started up my firm back then just saying hello, here for a nose around!!

Cheers
Nathan

 

[telectrix]

welcome to the looney bin.

 

[Wilko]

Hi Nathan !

 

[ED17]

Hello Nathan

 

[Rpa07]

Welcome in, any funny stories ?

 

[nathz29]

A recent one from Stoke (actually that may explain it!).
I was carrying out an EICR for a management company on communal areas of blocks of apartments.
It's a reasonably well todo block gated with nice lake views, so on arrival the gates were closed with a number to call for access I called.the number. A bloke appears opens the gates gives me the code and disappears back into his flat mentioning he's going in to carry on cooking his breakfast. Ok I start to walk the site looking for obvious issues and trying to find the consumer unit.
I discover the consumer unit in an under croft that I drive through to get in, it located below a window. I open the door to the cupboard housing the unit an glance though the window.
The same bloke is stood there stark b0//0+£ naked cooking sasauges, but he took the spoon he was cooking with from the pan and put it on his nuts!
I jumped back and wandered off to carry on the same bloke appears later on to have a chat about how it's going etc and I couldn't look him in the eye and he stank of sasauges....

 

[Rpa07]

If he'd have offered you a sausage sandwich you would have 'just had your breakfast' I guess. Nice one!
Here is your key to the City - welcome in!

 

[7029 dave]

Welcome along.

 

[MisterE]

A recent one from Stoke (actually that may explain it!).
.... but he took the spoon he was cooking with from the pan and put it on his nuts!

But that's how we know how warm the fat is around here!
Welcome

 

[Pete999]

Welcome

 

[Dannyg8810]

Welcome

 

[MODECSOFT]

Welcome