one for the girls

[Spoon]

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should’ve known……ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

 

[FatAlan]

Makes sense. All the blokes would be down the pub or sat in front of the TV.

 

[Barry White]

Nice snippit of info Spoon Rudolf may be a girl but Santa is a real man

 

[Spoon]

Nice snippit of info Spoon Rudolf may be a girl but Santa is a real man

What qualities do you need to have to be 'a real man' ? I'm not as fat as Santa. Don't wear red much. I don't spend much time staring at reindeer arses. I do give presents to children (Immediate family).

 

[Barry White]

What qualities do you need to have to be 'a real man' ? I'm not as fat as Santa. Don't wear red much. I don't spend much time staring at reindeer arses. I do give presents to children (Immediate family).

I think you have to be old ,hairy, big belly,red suit,smiley face,and like children. Think I am half way there!

 

[Spoon]

I think you have to be old ,hairy, big belly,red suit,smiley face,and like children. Think I am half way there!

Well sh*t mate.... All I need is a red suit....

 

[telectrix]

yeah, but you have to like children. that excludes most blokes who still have a brain

 

[Barry White]

yeah, but you have to like children. that excludes most blokes who still have a brain

BAH HUMBUG
I love kids just couldn't eat a full one!

 

[Spoon]

yeah, but you have to like children. that excludes most blokes who still have a brain

The missus says I'm a big kid anyhow.
It's hard not to like children when I have two young ones of my own ( At least I think they are mine... )

 

[Dan]

Don't know if I'm just in a good mood or what but that had me in stitches.



Reading it back to my Mrs it didn't seem as funny. Pmsl miserable sod.

 

[telectrix]

I'm just waiting for all the historical sex abuse allegations against Santa. I mean, if you thought Saville dressed weird. what's weireder than a false beard and a red shell suit?

 

[Lou]

Don't know if I'm just in a good mood or what but that had me in stitches.



Reading it back to my Mrs it didn't seem as funny. Pmsl miserable sod.

I don't even remember you telling me this ha ha.