Question about Electrical thingys

[KAS1]

I know someone who is (not me I swear) thinking of wiring a church (please don't say God help you) can anyone help with suggestions etc things like what is SWA, CPC, BS7671, MICC, Volt drop you know that sort of thing, can someone or more of you help me I mean him out, what type of cable/wires to be needed and plug sockets and if to stick to candles or electric light as we have some old ones left over from another job he done last week for our LBC he is part ped that I know for a fack as he has all testers in his van. He has asked me to help at 350.00 euro a day I know I can help with chassing out but no too good with calcss please help

 

[MDJ]

Lets see a drawing and spec?

 

[markc123]

not sure on swa, cpc or micc but i know for certain that bs7671 is a type of fuse.

 

[KAS1]

He hint got 1, itsa make it up as you go along thing with wires and things

 

[MDJ]

So he/you want a full spec from us free of charge then haha

 

[KAS1]

What is this fuse thing £ what colour are they can you git them from Tesco$

 

[markc123]

MDJ, i've seen some of KAS earlier posts, im pretty sure hes taking the **** here and starting one of them threads that you did that got moved to the arms

hense my stupid reply lol

 

[KAS1]

Yess please we do I mean he dos

 

[MDJ]

Yep Bud I know, I am playing along waiting for a even sillyer reply haha, he's a character for sure.

 

[telectrix]

just bang in some T/E, but don't nail it to the cross, you;ll be crucified.

 

[KAS1]

About as stupid as I've seen on hear, please help someone I'm only trying to earn a bust I mean crust

 

[markc123]

Ahh, so i've just ruined the thread with my back down to earth reply lol sorry lads.

Yer you can get the BS7671 fuse from tesco, they're flourescent pink and about £0.99 for 500. Think they're made from polystyrene aswell.

 

[KAS1]

I've really enjoyed today, reminded me ofwhen I first came to yours countrys and I worked at Sisewell b then on channel tunnel I could never find thw way out at end of shift nevermind got much overtime as did not clovk out for six days hood old Balfours lol

 

[KAS1]

What's that ****ing holy stuff my mate said I said you idiot that's cable tray stuff

 

[Guest55]

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[telectrix]

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excecution being the key word. :hanged:

 

[bigbaddave]

Jesus Christ is this thread for real... However one of those jobs where if you totally foul up.. Kneel down pray and ask for forgiveness...

 

[telectrix]

dave, the thread's a trolling excercise. might even get biff into the 3000+. come on biff, don't be out-trolled.

 

[Guest55]

come on biff, don't be out-trolled.

get real.
he'll need at least 3 x 2 week bans just to get in my league.
;-)

 

[SPARTYKUS]

KAS1 I mean cats out of the bag then!

 

[bigbaddave]

dave, the thread's a trolling excercise. might even get biff into the 3000+. come on biff, don't be out-trolled.

I want to Join.. 2578...

 

[Toonlad]

+1

Anything to get a forum count up.

 

[chrish_1977]

Crikey, I have all the testers in my van too, yeah don't have to sign up to a scam then, roll on consumer unit changes and the like

 

[Guest55]

i could have joined the arms 9 months ago but wasnt that bothered , even less interested in the 3000 club so i dont post for the sake of upping a number ,and thats not what trollings about anyway lol.

 

[Silly Sausage]

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They're mighty generous scores there biff!