Question about Electrical thingys

[KAS1]

I know someone who is (not me I swear) thinking of wiring a church (please don't say God help you) can anyone help with suggestions etc things like what is SWA, CPC, BS7671, MICC, Volt drop you know that sort of thing, can someone or more of you help me I mean him out, what type of cable/wires to be needed and plug sockets and if to stick to candles or electric light as we have some old ones left over from another job he done last week for our LBC he is part ped that I know for a fack as he has all testers in his van. He has asked me to help at 350.00 euro a day I know I can help with chassing out but no too good with calcss please help

 

[telectrix]

Official Trolling Score
=============

out of 5.....

3.5 effort
2 style
2.5 execution

excecution being the key word. :hanged:

 

[bigbaddave]

Jesus Christ is this thread for real... However one of those jobs where if you totally foul up.. Kneel down pray and ask for forgiveness...

 

[telectrix]

dave, the thread's a trolling excercise. might even get biff into the 3000+. come on biff, don't be out-trolled.

 

[Guest55]

come on biff, don't be out-trolled.

get real.
he'll need at least 3 x 2 week bans just to get in my league.
;-)

 

[SPARTYKUS]

KAS1 I mean cats out of the bag then!

 

[bigbaddave]

dave, the thread's a trolling excercise. might even get biff into the 3000+. come on biff, don't be out-trolled.

I want to Join.. 2578...

 

[Toonlad]

+1

Anything to get a forum count up.

 

[chrish_1977]

Crikey, I have all the testers in my van too, yeah don't have to sign up to a scam then, roll on consumer unit changes and the like

 

[Guest55]

i could have joined the arms 9 months ago but wasnt that bothered , even less interested in the 3000 club so i dont post for the sake of upping a number ,and thats not what trollings about anyway lol.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Official Trolling Score
=============

out of 5.....

3.5 effort
2 style
2.5 execution

They're mighty generous scores there biff!

 

[telectrix]

out of 100?

 

[moose]

Read somewhere in here a Foul and a Steak not sure about the nails, whats for Dessert, or maybe jeroosterLamb for dinner. Oh Need any m8s for Wiring when u find out how to..

 

[markc123]

erm, what?

 

[Silly Sausage]

I want some of what moose is on!

 

[markc123]

I have tried to decypher moose's post and i actually can't.

Moose, a little help please...