Question about hot tubs

[Midwest]

So, if the middle of all this raunchy frivolity, one whom is completely stark -------, as is everyone else by now (so I've heard), steps out of the tub with one leg onto the grass, (not Pampas) and the other leg in the watery tub, which has an electrical fault (dissertation on water conductivity) and there's differentiation between earth & true Earth, ones -------eds?

By the way essex's how's your Pampas?

 

[Nigel]

So, if the middle of all this raunchy frivolity, one whom is completely stark -------, as is everyone else by now (so I've heard), steps out of the tub with one leg onto the grass, (not Pampas) and the other leg in the watery tub, which has an electrical fault (dissertation on water conductivity) and there's differentiation between earth & true Earth, ones -------eds?

By the way essex's how's your Pampas?

How would the water become live?

Listen if your wife wants to come knocking then I am very happy to answer ;-)

 

[Midwest]

How would the water become live?

Listen if your wife wants to come knocking then I am very happy to answer ;-)

 

[Midwest]

Dear me, what banter.

 

[Nigel]

No regulation can solve stupidity.

 

[Midwest]

Listen if your wife wants to come knocking then I'm very happy to answer ;-)

The love of my life passed away several years ago now, thanks for reminding me.

 

[Nigel]

The love of my life passed away several years ago now, thanks for reminding me.

What was his name?

 

[telectrix]

What was his name?

sorry, essex. don't think that was in good taste mate.

 

[Midwest]

Ooopps hold it chaps, I was referring to my Mark IV Ford Cortina, her indoors (alive & well) preferred the Ford Capri MK III.

But you can seen how personal some on this forum can be. No offence taken essex (lower case)

 

[telectrix]

Ooopps hold it chaps, I was referring to my Mark IV Ford Cortina, her indoors (alive & well) preferred the Ford Capri MK III.

But you can seen how personal some on this forum can be. No offence taken essex (lower case)

you plonker rodney. my mk1v cortina died years ago, it was a 1977. was not a patch on the mkI i had before, a 1967 estate, uprated to GT.

 

[Nigel]

sorry, essex. don't think that was in good taste mate.

I knew he was jesting. Clear as day.

 

[telectrix]

well if fooled this old fart. need to get back into nicking cars. the edge is getting blunt.

 

[Toneyz]

Wet decking can be conductive... I would cover the whole garden in copper sheet bringing the area to the same potential.... {joking}...

Did that Bob tell you this?

 

[Midwest]

I knew he was jesting. Clear as day.

Yeah right.

 

[Strima]

Did that Bob tell you this?

He did therefore it’s correct and enforceable in law...