NICEIC Certification Scheme Questions for niceic inspector

[hoover]

Hi all. Company I work have their annual niceic inspection in a few days time. This usually involves him being shown around a few of out sites. He often visits mine and I always seem stuck to find things to ask to impress him or seek his advice on anything in case I sound daft. Any one give me any ideas on what I could ask? Cheers in advance.

 

[roukel01]

Question 1

"Fancy a brew?"

Question 2

"I've always fancied being an inspector, whats the money like?"

Question 3 (And another spark really asked me this a couple of weeks ago....)

"Those overhead powerlines, I assume they are bare, why don't birds die when they land on them"

 

[lurch]

Question 1

"Fancy a brew?"

Question 2

"I've always fancied being an inspector, whats the money like?"

Question 3 (And another spark really asked me this a couple of weeks ago....)

"Those overhead powerlines, I assume they are bare, why don't birds die when they land on them"

hahahahah. . . . . . classic