quiet shopping

[Phil]

Yes Mr Phil, just for a laugh I looked it up and made a story. Call me sad I don't care. Btw, how's your cookery thread coming along? Some weird things coming up on it.

beetle and worm sarnies by the looks of what some are happy to put in a sandwich

 

[Paul.M]

beetle and worm sarnies by the looks of what some are happy to put in a sandwich

Should have given jls one of those sarnies and then pass them the bucket

 

[Phil]

i have had to take drastic action on the food thread;
i have called in Jamie Oliver i would have called in Gordon Ramsey but its in chit chat and we would have had to mod the language

 

[alarm man]

jakki degg the page 3 model took her home

you wish...

 

[Phil]

you wish...

no really i dropped her off home, not took her home used to do a bit of private driving after being laid off, nice 7 series to drive round in and when he knew what i did for a living i had a nice road back in used to turn up on site with the toold box in a 64k motor. probably my fault everyone thinks sparks are loaded mind he was not best pleased when a bag of plaster opened up in the boot