Electrician Jobs Replacing a sensor on an outside light.

[Santa]

Stick it on the chimmo

Do what?

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

Or you could get Prancer to stand close by and use him as a step up.

Maybe a couple of elves on each others shoulders would be able to reach?

 

[Octopus]

I tried but he is away.

Couldn't you wait until he back?

Do you know the make of the sensor which has failed? Some have 3 year warranties.

 

[Pete999]

why not get the person who fitted it back?

he can't

 

[telectrix]

sure there's some yam yam members on here be able to help.

not this guy though:

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

Here is how to sort it, send the helpers out in the cold to fix it, they might be a bit busy during the christmas rush in your neck of the woods mind

 

[Pete999]

sure there's some yam yam members on here be able to help.

not this guy though:

So he is from yam yam land then? passports expired so that lets me off the hook

 

[Pete999]

It's just a thought, but how is it we can take the rise out of people who come from differing parts of the UK Scottish, Welsh, Scousers, Irish and not anyone take offence, or calls us a Racist, yet the minute we make fun of Pakistanis, Indians etc you get my drift, we are made out to be racist thugs? Just saying

 

[telectrix]

pete, it's them leftist,marxist politically correct scum that do this. shallow lives, no sense of humour, husband probably a boring acccountant, need a good spanking and a thotough seeing to.

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

It's just a thought, but how is it we can take the rise out of people who come from differing parts of the UK Scottish, Welsh, Scousers, Irish and not anyone take offence, or calls us a Racist, yet the minute we make fun of Pakistanis, Indians etc you get my drift, we are made out to be racist thugs? Just saying

Quite often its the leftist lot who get offended on behalf of people who could be offended who when you ask them arent actually offended at all... its a nice little paradox is that one

 

[Santa]

You bright sparks should switch off before you trip something. As comedians, you are all short of a few watts. Maybe you should go ohm and get grounded before you go into shock.

 

[telectrix]

You bright sparks should switch off before you trip something. As comedians, you are all short of a few watts. Maybe you should go ohm and get grounded before you go into shock.

pillock.