Returning to the UK

[Gaz92552]

Hi, I've been living in Australia for the past 5 years and have decided to return. I have 5 years experience in the uk before I come out here and have 2330 lvl 2 & 3, 2391,17th and NICEIC PV (expired after 5 years). Just want to know what's changed in the last 5 years? I notice a lot of talk about wagos which I don't recal seeing before I left and am3 been released, not too sure what's included in this? Won't be back until summer 2017 just to ease myself into the change in weather. Thanks in advance.

 

[Rpa07]

Read all the threads and posts you can on here ref to AMD3 as you'll find that,in prep for coming back, it'll get you up to speed. Hi and welcome cobber!

 

[telectrix]

best advice i can give is stay in australia. this counrty is f*****.

 

[Gaz92552]

Read all the threads and posts you can on here ref to AMD3 as you'll find that,in prep for coming back, it'll get you up to speed. Hi and welcome cobber!

Thanks, I'll start working my way threw them all!

best advice i can give is stay in australia. this counrty is f*****.

Aus is good but it's just not home.

 

[telectrix]

Cheshire is not home for me. i can't see the Mersey.

 

[The Ghost]

Well we do have professional counsellors to help you in your decision to return here clearly you are going through some kind of health problems or you would never dream of it. Abandon hope all ye who enter....welcome!

 

[Gaz92552]

Good old British humour is one thing I miss. Sarcasm is lost over here.

 

[Andy78]

Must be rough living over there. I've heard you can't even take your dog for a walk without having to punch a kangaroo in the face.

 

[Lou]

Welcome mate!

 

[Midwest]

Must be rough living over there. I've heard you can't even take your dog for a walk without having to punch a kangaroo in the face.

In fairness, the kangaroo was doing a good head lock on the dog.

 

[telectrix]

on the bright side. full frontal lobotomies are available on the NHS now.

 

[Andy78]

In fairness, the kangaroo was doing a good head lock on the dog.

Yeah man, that's what I meant. Rough out there !
I wouldn't like to have to take one on.

 

[telectrix]

strange how times change. in the 18th and 19th centuries, you could get to Oz for free, just nick a sheep or a loaf. in the 1960's you could get there for a tenner. now it costs an arm and a leg. why would anyone want to come back to this cesspit?

 

[Gaz92552]

Yeah man, that's what I meant. Rough out there !
I wouldn't like to have to take one on.

Between the kangaroos, snakes, spiders, sharks and drop bears it's amazing I'm alive!

 

[telectrix]

yeah. but at least you have room to swing a cat without bumpming into a mosque on every street.