Revenge, a dish best served cold

[trev]

So my youngest son thought it would be a good laugh to sign me up on singlemuslim.com and I've been thinking of how I best get my revenge.
Guess who is getting the Grindr app on his phone next time he leaves it unattended.

 

[shanky887614]

Hahaha...EVIL! :smilielol5:

have a look through and swap the name of his mother and gf in phone XD

dont forget to randomise the others lol.


also grab his phone and send a mass text saying.

im in the bath thinking of you

 

[Slowhand]

Blimey you lot are more evil than a bus full of dumped girlfriends,
but....
You could mass txt "My rash is looking infected now so you might need to see a doctor"

 

[Morgan keith]

One of my personal favourites is listing on gumtree a 'Brand new IPad Air. In new unopened box' for £100 and putting his number. He will be INUNDATED with phone calls and will be difficult for him to get the ad removed

 

[telectrix]

haha, like it. back in 2005, when texting had just become the rage, i sent out a blanket text " the game's up, we've been rumbled". 3 councillors and 4 builders emptied their bank accounts the next morning.

 

[rapparee]

haha, like it. back in 2005, when texting had just become the rage, i sent out a blanket text " the game's up, we've been rumbled". 3 councillors and 4 builders emptied their bank accounts the next morning.

I left the phone unattended one time and sent out a blanket txt saying "help i"ve just sh*t myself"

 

[Pete999]

He was told about it when he went to the pride event in Newcastle a few weeks back, he told me when he got back.

Oh yeah right

 

[Plonker 3]

Use his mobile to access his Facebook and put his status as " I would like you all to know I am now coming out and hope you can accept me for that" or something similar.

 

[Marvo]

Note to self not to get on the wrong side of you lot...

 

[amckay]

Nice one trev. Copy a picture of a "young pretty boy type" from the tinternet and slap that on grindr as his profile pic. Send some kinky messages out too, his phone will be pinging all day with messages from "interested" locals lol that'll grind him lol

 

[guest119]

He was told about it when he went to the pride event in Newcastle a few weeks back, he told me when he got back.

In the Blue Oyster Bar?

Boydy

 

[ayjay]

give him some chocolate laxative when he ****s himself kick him up the arse

 

[Robotstar5]

They're a bit more subtle at work, such as changing some of the numbers in the phonebook like Chinese takeaway number was replaced with a local "house of ill repute".

 

[Darkwood]

and dont forget his ring tone YMCA......

 

[Guest111]

Tell him to ring this number urgently and ask to speak to mr lyon 01244 380280

 

[Silly Sausage]

Tell him to ring this number urgently and ask to speak to mr lyon 01244 380280

Agh, you barsteward!

I want to ring that number now and find out what it is...