School Boy Errors.

[kevyn]

Took a dump in the clients toilet only to find there was no water in the cistern as the plumber had emptied it

 

[Thefailsafe2012]

Spent ages trying to find why a new radial for a doorbell wasn't working, turns out the wally who put the breaker in didn't even bother to do up the screw clamping it to the busbar, live and learn and all that

 

[timo1]

got a call to afault turns up at the house old boy says to me at the door gosh your quick i didnt get it we then go through to kitchen he shows me boiler i think silly old sod i said no its a lighting fault he looks puzzled says no boiler i thinks got one here i says slowly thinking his marbles gone its a light fault he says why would i call gas board for a light its me boiler after a long silence he smiles says you want to be up road lad this road and the next share the same name sat nav brought you here i thought you was quick only rang 5 minutes ago we both ****ed ourselves laughing a cup of tea and a good chat with a wise old man later i left still makes me laugh

Ha classic!! reminds me of that only fools and horses episode!!