Scum sparkies?

[London Luke]

yeah but she was desperate,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for her chandeliar to be fitted.

There is the post of Jealousy !!!!!
she commented after i had left and even said "she was up for it with such a good looking fellow"


But been a true pro i could smell her lust and legged it pronto !

There is this good old barber in London ...
One day, a Florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the Barber replies, "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.The next day, when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A Policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber after the cut. But the Barber replies, "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the Barber goes to open his shop.
There is a Thank You card and a dozen doughnuts are waiting at his door.

An Indian Software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber after the cut. But the Barber replies, "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Indian Software Engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning, when the Barber goes to open his
shop, guess what he finds there ...??????????????
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A dozen Indians waiting for a haircut !

 

[PAUL M]

pmsl .Did her lust smell like honey or rotten sardines

 

[Spudmiester]

pmsl .Did her lust smell like honey or rotten sardines

Oh please, this thread is going downhill...................................but it would be nice to know !!!

 

[London Luke]

It "smelt" like Danger !
Ive had it many times and i dont entertain the idea of shagging clients. And i am loyal to a lady that i love. So my life is easy.

But give her her due, "Mel" has a great eye for knowing a "catch" when she sees one.

 

[PAUL M]

It "smelt" like Danger !
Ive had it many times and i dont entertain the idea of shagging clients.

but your depriving yourself of one of the main perks of being a domestic spark but fair play to ya ,dont meet a man of principles very often

 

[London Luke]

It "smelt" like Danger !
Ive had it many times and i dont entertain the idea of shagging clients.

but your depriving yourself of one of the main perks of being a domestic spark but fair play to ya ,dont meet a man of principles very often

I am 45 the GF is 30 and certainly in the better looking dept of life (Oriental)
so why screw up a good thing. And to be honest most ladies i work for are either "titled" ladies of a certain age or "botox coke heads"

 

[Bane]

To be honest most ladies i work for are either "titled" ladies of a certain age or "botox coke heads"

Can I come and work for you Luke?

 

[CUDABOY]

mine all stink of pi@@ and wrinkley but generous with the biccys and tea!!!

 

[Carter]

I won't work for anyone asian and I am happy to say so. If you think that makes me racist then so be it. However, they ARE the world's worst at paying. Always want a discount / something for nothing too. My mate is Indian and he says exactly the same thing!

Much of the same opinion, my old gaffer used to do a lot of breakdown work in the local garment industry. We had a sign above the phone containing a list of businesses who we no longer take calls from when their eigth rate machinery broke. He did this after years of having to threaten court action just to get the freeloading *******s to pay up. They all wanted jam on it as well, turn up to fix a machine and they'd have you sorting out busted toilet fans, f*cking kettle in the canteen "while you's 'ere moight..." Guess the ethnic composition of that list.

Anyone who dares call me a 'racist' gets a short sharp round of f*cks, a lecture on the Marxist origins of political correctness (of which the race industry is a direct evolution) and is referred to the govt's own Office of National Statistics indicating that we are to be a physical minority in our own country sometime around 2060 in the worst case and in any event (ie even if ALL immigration was halted right now) by 2110. If anyone doubts this or actually gives a damn, I've got the Oxford Univ. population projections for the UK worryingly entitled "Towards the New Demographic" detailing our imminent ethnic replacement. The graph on page 36 tells you all you need to know about the future of this country.

Nobody asked me if I had any objection, I couldn't anyway because they changed the law and the constitution to prevent me objecting, no post war government ever put that in their manifesto, no newspaper dares print it so it's left to the likes of Cirrus and me I suppose.

In the event that I put a similar sign above my telephone as my gaffer did I would be facing up to SEVEN years in jail with a recommended CPS approved sentencing option for the judge to impose a 50% additional sentence loading "for the racial component" of the 'offence', the burden of proof is effectively reversed as well requiring me to PROVE my innocence rather than for the court to prove my guilt. Now tell me again about equality before the law. Believe me I know what I'm talking about on this one. a friend has just completed a 2 & 1/2 yr custodial on those very grounds (1yr for the alleged assault & an additional 18mths for the 'racial' component) even though the trial judge admitted before the court that there was absolutely NO EVIDENCE proving guilt!! Seriously now, What the ffffffark??

 

[London Luke]

Much of the same opinion, my old gaffer used to do a lot of breakdown work in the local garment industry. We had a sign above the phone containing a list of businesses who we no longer take calls from when their eigth rate machinery broke. He did this after years of having to threaten court action just to get the freeloading *******s to pay up. They all wanted jam on it as well, turn up to fix a machine and they'd have you sorting out busted toilet fans, f*cking kettle in the canteen "while you's 'ere moight..." Guess the ethnic composition of that list.

Anyone who dares call me a 'racist' gets a short sharp round of f*cks, a lecture on the Marxist origins of political correctness (of which the race industry is a direct evolution) and is referred to the govt's own Office of National Statistics indicating that we are to be a physical minority in our own country sometime around 2060 in the worst case and in any event (ie even if ALL immigration was halted right now) by 2110. If anyone doubts this or actually gives a damn, I've got the Oxford Univ. population projections for the UK worryingly entitled "Towards the New Demographic" detailing our imminent ethnic replacement. The graph on page 36 tells you all you need to know about the future of this country.

Nobody asked me if I had any objection, I couldn't anyway because they changed the law and the constitution to prevent me objecting, no post war government ever put that in their manifesto, no newspaper dares print it so it's left to the likes of Cirrus and me I suppose.

In the event that I put a similar sign above my telephone as my gaffer did I would be facing up to SEVEN years in jail with a recommended CPS approved sentencing option for the judge to impose a 50% additional sentence loading "for the racial component" of the 'offence', the burden of proof is effectively reversed as well requiring me to PROVE my innocence rather than for the court to prove my guilt. Now tell me again about equality before the law. Believe me I know what I'm talking about on this one. a friend has just completed a 2 & 1/2 yr custodial on those very grounds (1yr for the alleged assault & an additional 18mths for the 'racial' component) even though the trial judge admitted before the court that there was absolutely NO EVIDENCE proving guilt!! Seriously now, What the ffffffark??

Must admit i hate the way this country is been forced to change. At one time we would have taken to the streets. Now most are too fat and lazy or dont care.

 

[CUDABOY]

your right, our kkk membership in wales is dwindling down to just me!

 

[jeremy]

i'd like to meet the man, sorrry person , who isn't racist, sexist, fattist, (I say my ex-wife was fattist), gingerist, thinnist, non-you-ist. human nature. when you're trying to prove to yourself that you are better or more worthy than others you seek out what you see as detrimental traits. Next time you drive down the road and someone of obvious visual distinction does something to ---- you off, what are you going to say?I'm guessing "Stupid******** ----. In the asterisks you can substitute your choice of abuse from the "ists" listed above or make up your own because you know you're going to. I haven't met any one who honestly doesn't(or maybe I should get out more(or less))

 

[CUDABOY]

i dont think im better than anyone,i hate everything and everyone!that covers blacks,gingers,fattys,skinnys,ugly,good looking,clever,brainy,there is no discrimination as it includes everyone!!!

 

[Cirrus]

I hate you too!

 

[CUDABOY]

up yur bum!!!, nah i love the world, dont even eat meat, i aint racist, some of my best mates are racist!!! hows the nic going?