Shooping with your other half, if you have one

[static zap]

Went sofa shopping last week with my other half .......

Just got rid of our -less than practical cream leather sofa.
(With no toddlers about-can have cloth again) .
Then the catch, it now matches the curtains - Should have seen that one coming !
( Already spilt my cuppa on it )

 

[Squid]

I enjoy shopping with the other half,

 

[static zap]

I enjoy shopping with the other half....

Yet to work out " what for "
Boots , fake tan , or a whip .

 

[telectrix]

wonder if the rest is as well shaved as her armpits.

 

[Pete999]

wonder if the rest is as well shaved as her armpits.

Now now remember the blood pressure

 

[KEV 1 N]

Once upon a time, a prince asked a princess to marry him. The princess said no......so the prince lived happily ever after because he didn't have to go shopping, could play his music loud, and went fishing whenever the hell he felt like it.

The End

 

[telectrix]

Once upon a time, a prince asked a princess to marry him. The princess said no......so the prince lived happily ever after because he didn't have to go shopping, could play his music loud, and went fishing whenever the hell he felt like it.

The End

you missed out the bit where he turned into a frog.

 

[static zap]

wonder if the rest is as well shaved as her armpits.

Now I've remembered the shopping list " Razors " , all mine have diasppeared !

 

[Squid]

Yet to work out " what for "
Boots , fake tan , or a whip .

If you need to work it out then you need "------"

 

[Squid]

Once upon a time, a prince asked a princess to marry him. The princess said no......so the prince lived happily ever after because he didn't have to go shopping, could play his music loud, and went fishing whenever the hell he felt like it.

The End

Get divorced and meet a decent lass, oh and install a Sonos system.

 

[KEV 1 N]

Get divorced and meet a decent lass, oh and install a Sonos system.

Probably couldn't afford the Sonos system after the divorce, or have a house to install it in!

 

[David M]

Hmmm... got home last night to find a brand new SMEG fridge in the kitchen.
@£1500 I wonder why she never asked me to go shopping for a fridge
The only good thing is I can now have a new motor bike and if she just dares to complain....

 

[Andy78]

Hmmm... got home last night to find a brand new SMEG fridge in the kitchen.
@£1500 I wonder why she never asked me to go shopping for a fridge
The only good thing is I can now have a new motor bike and if she just dares to complain....

If she won't let you get a new bike, get a cheap old bike as a renovation project, including full engine strip down with everything cleaned in the dishwasher. Should take about 18 months

 

[David M]

I enjoy shopping with the other half,

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In my youth went out with a lass who looked just like this. She was a catalogue model named Sarah. I remember at the time I thought I'd hit the jackpot, that's until I got to realise she was a proper psyhco. Nice to look at vile to be with!
They soon lose their appeal if they have ugly personalities.

 

[Strima]

Last time we went shopping I just grumbled and nodded in agreement knowing full well the light fitting she got for the lounge would be complete pain in the hoop to connect up and the 114 plastic prism things fiddly to fit...