Spiders

[ian.settle1]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=arthropods&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=zgHJVNaqGcyOaM3ygogC

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=a...gws_rd=cr&ei=zgHJVNaqGcyOaM3ygogC#q=arachnids

So were both right.

 

[Deleted member 26818]

I thought at first that this thread might have something to do with David Bowie.
Never had a problem with spiders, other than the circuit variety.

 

[ruston]

I wouldn't mind finding this one.

 

[Marvo]

If you've got a fear of spiders the best thing to do is learn to identify them that way you'll know immediately if it's a biter or if it's poisonous when you see one.

We get lots of spiders and some pretty impressive ones as well. I used to take the kids hunting for them after dark when they were younger.

 

[Guest125]

If you've got a fear of spiders the best thing to do is learn to identify them that way you'll know immediately if it's a biter or if it's poisonous when you see one.

We get lots of spiders and some pretty impressive ones as well. I used to take the kids hunting for them after dark when they were younger.

I have instantly gone right off you now. ;-)

 

[telectrix]

I have instantly gone right off you now. ;-)

just for you.....

 

[Ib≤In≤Iz]

deodorant can + lighter :56:

 

[Barry White]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDE9d0SplUI

this one is gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTNl3O--Rcw

 

[Besoeker]

I wouldn't mind finding this one.

Or this.......

 

[Adam W]

nah don't bother me, snakes, a different thing altogether

The other day the fridge guy was telling us about this woman who took her pet snake to the vet because it was off it's food. She just happened to mention it sleeps in a straight line in the bed next to her.
Turned out the snake was stretching itself to her size ready to eat her.

Never trust snakes.

 

[shanky887614]

The other day the fridge guy was telling us about this woman who took her pet snake to the vet because it was off it's food. She just happened to mention it sleeps in a straight line in the bed next to her.
Turned out the snake was stretching itself to her size ready to eat her.

Never trust snakes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIJvIVqZyH8

 

[R G]

The other day the fridge guy was telling us about this woman who took her pet snake to the vet because it was off it's food. She just happened to mention it sleeps in a straight line in the bed next to her.
Turned out the snake was stretching itself to her size ready to eat her.

Never trust snakes.

Bet that snake could get trusted status on here though..LOL..

 

[Plonker 3]

The other day the fridge guy was telling us about this woman who took her pet snake to the vet because it was off it's food. She just happened to mention it sleeps in a straight line in the bed next to her.
Turned out the snake was stretching itself to her size ready to eat her.

Never trust snakes.

What other porkies did he tell you?


snopes.com: Python Measures Victim

 

[Geordie Spark]

Everytime I do a job one always manages to scare the :****: out of me, hate the bloody things.

Anybody else hate them?

Pah! ..... ya big soft -----!!! :laugh:


And then to compound your shame and embarrassment you go and tell everyone on an internet forum!!


There really is no hope for the future of mankind in 21st century Britain.:frown2:


Come to Geordieland sometime bonny lad - OUR spiders wear Doc Martens & carry flick knives.

 

[tidyboiler]

Pah! ..... ya big soft -----!!! :laugh:


And then to compound your shame and embarrassment you go and tell everyone on an internet forum!!


There really is no hope for the future of mankind in 21st century Britain.:frown2:


Come to Geordieland sometime bonny lad - OUR spiders wear Doc Martens & carry flick knives.

Like the mutha****** that was flushed down the sink in my caravan twice, and ended up eyeballing us from the bedroom ceiling!!! I swear he had tattoos!