Strangest,Funniest or most amazing things you found while working in somebody's house

[CUDABOY]

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currently rewing house,was 2 flats,2 x c. u. s, upon lifting boards a 6mm t & e to jb to 2.5mm to shower.............

 

[danzor]

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today dropped a 5a point, thought there was a huge bit of dust gathered ontop of the guts, as i was about to brush it of, I realised it was a a dead. The thing was lying over the L+E terminals

 

[heathelect]

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putting additional downlighters in a big room in an early '70s house recently, cut the holes and pushed rods across ceiling but they fouled on something. Bit of investigation, pushed again, obstacle appeared to be moving as pushed by rods.

After a bit of shoving an old mk accesories box appeared at next hole.

Contained 1972 local paper wrapping a turd!!!

On site toilets? What? :d

did it still smell ?

 

[Wiredupbad]

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did it still smell ?

Not that I noticed at arms length!

But the ads in the paper for Hilman Avengers had a bit of a brown tinge!

 

[heathelect]

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not that i noticed at arms length!

But the ads in the paper for hilman avengers had a bit of a brown tinge!

thats okay cos them avengers were always **** anyway

 

[Andy M]

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Found a DIY Dildo at an old couples house, well when i say found i wasn't hunting through the drawers, it sat proudly next to her bed with her false teeth in a jar. It was constructed from the top of a broom handle padded with kitchen roll and wearing a condom!In her defence, her Husband had 2 tin legs. It took me half an hour to get in the House, as he heard the door bell but couldn't walk to the door, and she couldn't hear it or him shouting as she is deaf. He is dead now, he had an OBE you know!

 

[CUDABOY]

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doing a rewire from hell,real stinker of a job, walked into a bedroom,and caught some bloke staing right at me! odd looking fella,looked confused/broken/ yet with a glint of hope on his eye! i calmly walked over to greet him BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ****ing full length mirrors..............

 

[Battlecrease]

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Found a cannabis factory in the loft next door to the one I was working on took me ages to loosen enough bricks to squeeze the apprentice through his face was a picture as he harvested a small armful his face soon changed as behind him I saw a chinese fella investigating the noise he didn`t need to squeeze through the hole coming back , he didn`t even touched the sides but he still didn`t beat me down the ladders and out the door I had to send him back for the ladders later that day