Stuck in a lift, again...

[pirate]

I am bored tonight, so i would love to hear from you all.
You are stuck in a lift.
The engineers are working on it.
You will be there for 2 hours.
Who would you choose as your companion for that duration?
And why?
And...there is no CCTV in there!
To narrow the field a bit, you cannot choose David Attenborough or Carol Kirkwood.
Let's hear from you!

 

[DPG]

I'd pick a better lift engineer. One that can fix it in ten minutes.

 

[pirate]

Good point DPG! However, you are there to enjoy yourself...and i can't see you doing that with a lift engineer...but what do I know?

 

[DPG]

Good point DPG! However, you are there to enjoy yourself...and i can't see you doing that with a lift engineer...but what do I know?

Maybe Carol Kirkwood is a qualified lift engineer?

 

[pirate]

I accept it might take some engineering expertise to provide her with the requisite "lift", but as i said at the start, she's off-limits!

 

[ruston]

Would have to be Mohamed Ali or Billy Connolly

 

[Baddegg]

Why can’t we have 2 people pirate?.....I’d be done with first after 2 mins?

 

[DPG]

What about the blonde one out of ABBA? Benny I think his name was

 

[Moley]

I must be getting old. I had to look up who Carol Kirkwood is.

 

[GBDamo]

Ed Ball, two hours should be long enough to deliver all the slaps that his smarmy mush deserves.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I am bored tonight, so i would love to hear from you all.
You are stuck in a lift.
The engineers are working on it.
You will be there for 2 hours.
Who would you choose as your companion for that duration?
And why?
And...there is no CCTV in there!
To narrow the field a bit, you cannot choose David Attenborough or Carol Kirkwood.
Let's hear from you!

If I wanted to drive myself insane, it'd have to be essex.

 

[littlespark]

Tom hanks Schindler character. He knows a few things about lifts.

Oh... Schindler's LIST.... not LIFTS.

If I wanted to drive myself insane, it'd have to be essex.

Joey or David?

 

[JK-Electrical]

I must be getting old. I had to look up who Carol Kirkwood is.

The b*****d builder who didn't pay me. Hopefully our encounter would be in the morning and I would've had king prawn vindaloo for supper the night before washed down with six or seven pints of Guinness.

 

[ruston]

If I wanted to drive myself insane, it'd have to be essex.

You would be ok , the sun tan lotion would sedate you

 

[Dan]

I'd have santa claws and have a word with him about this coming Christmas present because last year the hoverboard nearly broke my neck. And I didn't say I wanted that for Christmas.