Stuck in a lift, again...

[Squid]

55 then?? . . .

Nope I am 55 so it would be 54 no wonder you are an electrician as maths isn't your strongest attribute ;o)))))

 

[Squid]

I'll take sloppy seconds, am sure once you get past the few inches you had, she's as tight as the day is long

Besides, shes got more than one opening to play with

You going to clean out the wax in her ears with your todger?

 

[Lister1987]

I'll take it where I can get it, You never forget the screams from a todger perforated eardrum

 

[pirate]

Rachel, if you are reading this thread, please be assured that I mentioned your name as a candidate for a companionable and extremely attractive temporary prisoner, and i do not condone such lewd and libidinous comments...

 

[Silly Sausage]

Rachel, if you are reading this thread, please be assured that I mentioned your name as a candidate for a companionable and extremely attractive temporary prisoner, and i do not condone such lewd and libidinous comments...

He's from Runcorn.
Farmyard animals are fair game to that lot.

 

[Intoelectrics]

I'd pick a better lift engineer. One that can fix it in ten minutes.

No good if he/she is stuck in with you, though if it was a female engineer and she was fit... 10 minutes would be enough time

 

[Intoelectrics]

Personally, so long as the person didn't have bad b.o, bad breath and trapped wind then I'd be fine with most. But on choice being a hot blooded, testosterone fuelled male, then my obvious choice would be a good looking horny female.

 

[Spoon]

10 minutes would be enough time

Does it take you 8 minutes and 45 seconds to get your clothes off?????

 

[Lister1987]

He's from Runcorn.
Farmyard animals are fair game to that lot.

cheeky git, Southerner by birth, moving north of the M5 means I've had to lower my standards....

 

[Squid]

Rachel, if you are reading this thread, please be assured that I mentioned your name as a candidate for a companionable and extremely attractive temporary prisoner, and i do not condone such lewd and libidinous comments... as I bat for the other side myself and like dressing up in women clothes........ Just call me Twinkle Toes when we meet ---

 

[Squid]

cheeky git, Southerner by birth, moving north of the M5 means I've had the chance to at least meet "someone" be it 4 legs or two....

Thats the way to go.......

 

[Lister1987]

Thats the way to go.......

Come off it,like you've never wanted to shag twins.....

 

[Squid]

Come off it,like you've never wanted to shag twins.....

But not ones that go "Baaaa"

 

[telectrix]

cheeky git, Southerner by birth, moving north of the M5 means I've had to lower my standards....

and i used to think you were OK.

 

[Intoelectrics]

Does it take you 8 minutes and 45 seconds to get your clothes off?????

Clothes off, I wouldn't have time to get my clothes off! the first 9 & half minutes would be me plucking up the courage and a bit of feeble chat up.