Stuck in a lift? Who would be your choice of companion?

[elsparko]

Germaine Greer. so i could show her what she's been missing the last 50 years.

an education?

 

[Adam W]

I want to be suck in a lift with Pete..

I bet you do

 

[telectrix]

Isambard Kingdom Brunel and Fred Dibnah. now that would be fun.

 

[Andy78]

Anyone with low levels of flatulence would be fine for me.

 

[telectrix]

Anyone with low levels of flatulence would be fine for me.

that lets me out then. i can fart for england.

 

[Andy78]

that lets me out then. i can fart for england.

I wouldn't be so happy sharing a lift with myself for this reason too.

 

[Squid]

elsparko, some gaffer tape, cable ties, sharp knife and a cigarette lighter ;o)))))

ala -

 

[ruston]

I would choose a few people , but for a one off it would be Mohamed Ali.

 

[Pete999]

I would choose a few people , but for a one off it would be Mohamed Ali.

Good choice Mate, trouble would be you wouldn't have got a word in edgeways

 

[ruston]

Good choice Mate, trouble would be you wouldn't have got a word in edgeways

Yes , but I would not care if the lift ever got fixed . He was some man.

 

[MDJ]

OK, I'm at a bit of a loose end today, and so here is a new thread for you all to chip in with your suggestions...
I imagine the lift is stuck between floors, and it will be at least an hour before you are "rescued".
You may choose companions for (almost) any reason, but bear in mind the forum Rules!

And here, again, is that wee clip you all love:

not as good as Tony Hancocks lift scene, and to answer your question a bottle of water and mobile phone.

 

[The Ghost]

be suck in a lift with Pete

Errrr...never mind!

 

[Pete999]

Errrr...never mind!

Spoon, you need to watch what you say, people will start reaching the wrong conclusion Sorry I replied this to your thread Vorti.

 

[Spoon]

Spoon, you need to watch what you say, people will start reaching the wrong conclusion Sorry I replied this to your thread Vorti.

But it's fun... If people jump to the wrong conclusion then that's their fault..

 

[telectrix]

if i were to be stuck in a lift..... my choice would be Samantha Fox and Nikola Tesla. brains, beauty and -----.