Teas in the dog........

[CRAGS]

Brought a nice big juicy 21 day matured sirloin steak for my tea at the weekend asked the wife do it me with chips peas egg mushrooms and onions really really being looking forward to it allday.....get a phonecall bout 4.30 the wife..(Wife) Somethings happened cooked your tea got it all out on the plate ready for you on the side but there was a knock on the door so I put the dog in the kitchen not thinking with your tea. I have come back in and the steak is missing and the dogs sat there licking her lips. :icon9:. Gutted looks like its beans on toast now :icon9:

 

[alarm man]

theres nowt wrong with beans

 

[vernam616]

Epic Fail

Gutted for you mate, i once remember something similar not as exotic as yours like

Was leftover pizza from takeaway night before, was hungry all day thinking about warming it up once home, sticks it in the microwave and get a funny smell

The missus had spilt turps on the kitchen worktop, wiped it up however it had seeped under the cardboard box and into the base of the pizza, beans and toast it was !

 

[CRAGS]

Always said the dog gets treated better than I do would not be surprised if she had slid it to the dog and just used the someone at the door as a excuse

 

[1shortcircuit]

I have come back in and the steak is missing and the dogs sat there licking her lips. :icon9:. Gutted looks like its beans on toast now :icon9:

That's why scalpels were invented wasn't it lol

I have a German Shepherd and if she ever did that she would be in for the fright of her life

 

[telectrix]

well, at least nobody can say you feed your dog crap.

 

[DaveyD]

I'm musing if the dog has a wireless bell push by her paw ....

 

[Phil]

I had a Springer spaniel that was a great dog but only one mission in life and that was to be fed either by being fed or helping herself

 

[Knobhead]

Had a cat that would literally kill for spring greens. I’d just put the greens in to the colander and the bell goes. Gets back in to the kitchen to find greens all over the floor and the cat throwing them around until they were cool enough for her to eat. Suppose it was my fault. How many cats get a full Sunday dinner, she just wanted hers early.

 

[MarkieSparkie]

Epic Fail

Gutted for you mate, i once remember something similar not as exotic as yours like

Was leftover pizza from takeaway night before, was hungry all day thinking about warming it up once home, sticks it in the microwave and get a funny smell

The missus had spilt turps on the kitchen worktop, wiped it up however it had seeped under the cardboard box and into the base of the pizza, beans and toast it was !

You were lucky most of the turps had dissipated.
A painter mate of mine got turps all over a customers tea-towel ... without thinking of the consequences he put it in the microwave to dry it out... low flash point ... Kaboom ... microwave fireball ... 999, Fire ... two days decorating wrecked by fire and smoke damage ... customer comes home to find Fire Brigade in attendance and her kitchen gutted.

 

[1shortcircuit]

customer comes home to find Fire Brigade in attendance and her kitchen gutted.

That's one way to get your name out there, I bet everyone in the street new the name of the decorator after that lol Probably not such good advertising on this occasion

 

[scotsparky]

I feel lucky i dont have a dog.

I enjoyed my fresh sirloin last night. I even fried up baby tomatoes,mushrooms,onions and peppers in garlic butter then added potato wedges marvelous!!!

 

[telectrix]

is your dog a gambler? playing for high steaks?

 

[alarm man]

I feel lucky i dont have a dog.

I enjoyed my fresh sirloin last night. I even fried up baby tomatoes,mushrooms,onions and peppers in garlic butter then added potato wedges marvelous!!!

theres no need to rub it in...tell us exactly how it tasted..:drool5:

 

[scotsparky]

Alarm man grilled to perfection medium rare very tender choice cut from local farm shop butcher. I added a little mustard and the meat melted in my mouth. The garlic butter drisseled over the wedges. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm