The Big Red Wallet Smasher......

[Guest123]

Yes, thats right today on site up pulled the big red wallet smasher (Hilti van). I ended up with one of these......

Just got to explain to her indoors now why I needed one when I didn't even know it.

 

[Phil]

nice looking piece of kit there lenny, tell her you will get it back on tax relief i know how hard it is to say no to a good drill.

 

[Guest123]

I just cant say no.....goddam those german men and their tremendous red wares!!!!

 

[Phil]

i think we should have toolware partys like the ladys had tupperware ones years ago

 

[Guest123]

i think we should have toolware partys like the ladys had tupperware ones years ago

Could you imagine......we'd all be sat round in a circle with our cups and saucers chatting about the weather and Mrs Davies at number 32, when The Hilti man would pop out from the kitchen...."right then chaps here we have a delightful little red number ideal for knocking down walls and breaking up floors"

To which we'd all ooh and ahh in amazement, part with our hard earned cash and be on our way with a big smile on our faces!!!

 

[Phil]

Could you imagine......we'd all be sat round in a circle with our cups and saucers chatting about the weather and Mrs Davies at number 32, when The Hilti man would pop out from the kitchen...."right then chaps here we have a delightful little red number ideal for knocking down walls and breaking up floors"

To which we'd all ooh and ahh in amazement, part with our hard earned cash and be on our way with a big smile on our faces!!!

that big smile would soon lead to a when the other half emptied the pockets at wash time and had a look at the invoice mind she did take the brand new tester very well a couple of months ago when it landed on the doorstep, well apart from the fact that the postie turned up before 7 am on a saturday morning

 

[cbw]

Could you imagine it.....few beers, some cider lots of vibrating tools, Hilti Summers partys!!!! Would be broke in no time!!!

 

[Phil]

never mind broke id be homeless

 

[kung]

Repeat after me ! my names Lenny and im a toolaholic !

 

[Phil]

hehe my names phil and im a toolaholic too

 

[kung]

Just tell her you were busy looking for a gift for her when some thieving toerag stole your drill ! so you see thats why i needed a new one ! but then just as the hilti van drove off this guy came over and said sorry mate i borrowed your drill so now you have two ! you did call after him but he didnt hear !

 

[kung]

ORRRRRRRRRRRRR your drill was stolen and the police were called ! and they took a statement ! they said if they hear anything they would call you and get a mate to phone and when the mrs answers they say can i speak to mr ??? weve arrested a man near the location your husband had his drill stolen and we think we have it ! can you get him to call us to arrange identification ! then you phone your mate and pop down the pub then return with your faithfull old drill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!