The Budget..... more tax on beer and spirits and potholes should be made deeper.

[rapparee]

Its true

Are you in Eire or Northern Ireland?

Northern Ireland.

We also got £1billion in regional investment.

 

[plugsandsparks]

wine is going up :-( might have to switch to beer to keep the extra allowances on tax.
Great news about the sales tax on ebay, amazon, paypal, facebook, and the like

 

[Squid]

wine is going up :-( might have to switch to beer to keep the extra allowances on tax.
Great news about the sales tax on ebay, amazon, paypal, facebook, and the like

6p per bottle so that will cost you an extra 24p per day, any increase in taxation on online companies will be passed on to the public eventually so we'll all pay more.........

 

[plugsandsparks]

yep but its right, business rates is not working , online companies avoid CT like the plague, they can easily afford it without passing it on

 

[Midwest]

Let the fun commence,

(any pornographic/sexist/racist links are fully accidental)

I'll give you a week, two at best.

 

[Diddy]

Will hit a fair amount of construction workers who work as "false self-employed" IR35 is being brought in for private businesses medium and large then the are you employed or self-employed "tests" come into play -
Do you take instruction
Can you substitute yourself with another
Do you work for more than one company
Do you decide your hours
ect ect, Answer any of these in the wrong way then the tax man will determine whether you are employed or not. Not you, not the agency and not the main contractor.

 

[Squid]

I'll give you a week, two at best.

£50 bet I last longer than two weeks, Welsh Fit Sparkz Bird will moderate, you on?

And the loser donates to a charity of the winners choice.

 

[Midwest]

Don't be daft, you'd do it just to spite your English side. Besides, I'm a poor pensioner, and can't afford gambling.

You could have a bet with yourself, and if you behave, donate it to the Midwest 2019 Holiday Abroad Charity (Charity no. 1z0291c8). All contributions gracefully accepted. PM me for details.

 

[Squid]

Don't be daft, you'd do it just to spite your English side. Besides, I'm a poor pensioner, and can't afford gambling.

You could have a bet with yourself, and if you behave, donate it to the Midwest 2019 Holiday Abroad Charity (Charity no. 1z0291c8). All contributions gracefully accepted. PM me for details.

I'll donate 10p to help charge the batteries on your mobility scooter........

 

[Midwest]

I'll donate 10p to help charge the batteries on your mobility scooter........

Just put in me pot for the Special Brews. Don't mention White Lightning, thats for the our poorer cousins from abroad, eastern wise.

 

[Squid]

Just put in me pot for the Special Brews. Don't mention White Lightning, thats for the our poorer cousins from abroad, eastern wise.

Warka Strong for us Eastern Europeans, White Lightning is for Northerners...... Diamond White for the ones South West.

 

[MDJ]

I'll donate 10p to help charge the batteries on your mobility scooter........

Don't say that to Tel, he will nick one to get the cash

 

[Squid]

Don't say that to Tel, he will nick one to get the cash

 

[Midwest]

Warka Strong for us Eastern Europeans,

Gnat ----.



This stuff is for real men. Brewed by the Danes after Winnies visit.
And before you start bleating on, here's another popular British version.

 

[Deleted account]

Disappointed with budget. We need to raise more taxes to cover the deficit.

It's amazing how many people forget we are in debt of 1.7 trillion quid.
We are not able to pay the interest on that yet. And need to borrow £50 billion to break even.
Things have improved yes. When conservatives came into power we had to borrow £150 billion a year to break even.

We are still up sh*t creek until we raise another £50billion so we are no longer borrowing every year to break even and then we need to start paying the debt off.