The world is doomed.

[GMES]

The title is probably more spectacular than the thread.

So I've just been to McDonald drive through for me and Mrs Ape, I place my order which mine was chicken legend no sauce, the options were mayo-spicy- barbeque
Didn't fancy any so had plain.
Get to the window to pay and I'm greeted by a nervous looking guy in his late 30's, he was obviously new to the role.

Him .. Big Mac meal and chicken mayo legend

Me Big Mac yes but no to mayo legend I ordered chicken legend plain

Him it says on screen chicken mayo no mayo

Me what

Me chicken legend plain

Him that's what I said chicken mayo legend no mayo

Me wtf well doesn't that make it just a chicken legend

Him. What

Me well if it's got no mayo then it's not a mayo legend it's just a chicken legend.

Him, Sorry I don't get you.

Me how can it be a chicken MAYO legend without mayo.

Him it says on the screen chicken mayo without mayo so that's what it is.

Me can I just pay because you're starting making my eyes twitch.

Him yes sir have a nice day

Me I'm sure mine will be better than yours.

Apologies to all the cars behind me.

I cannot believe they can get that amount of stupidity in one pre fab building.

Any of you lads got any similar stories.

 

[Flanders]

When through adrive through years ago i a transet van 3 of us in the front 3 in the back (Yes I know you cant carry peope in the back of transets but this was before any one cared about health and safety)Because we were taking a long time to get our order sorted , the guy behind pressed his horn , O dear the back door opens the side door of our van opens lads every where . The chap,in the car just sank behind his stearing wheal

 

[Squid]

It's pure wobbly lard...

I corrected your spelling for you ;o))))

 

[Squid]

When through adrive through years ago i a transet van 3 of us in the front 3 in the back (Yes I know you cant carry peope in the back of transets but this was before any one cared about health and safety)Because we were taking a long time to get our order sorted , the guy behind pressed his horn , O dear the back door opens the side door of our van opens lads every where . The chap,in the car just sank behind his stearing wheal

Buzz has a long lost brother it seems........ ;o))))

 

[Spoon]

Went through a drive through years ago in a transet van 3 of us in the front 3 in the back (Yes I know you cant carry peope in the back of transets but this was before any one cared about health and safety)Because we were taking a long time to get our order sorted , the guy behind pressed his horn , O dear the back door opens the side door of our van . lads every where . The chap,in the car just sank behind his stearing wheel

Did this happen twice and that's why you posted it twice??
(post #16 & #19)

 

[westward10]

The old Wimpey on the Uxbridge Road in Hayes still had waitress service up into the early 90s same person who did it when I was a kid, probably long gone now.

 

[Flanders]

Did this happen twice and that's why you posted it twice??
(post #16 & #19)

No i just tried to edit my post due to my bad spelling ,do not know how I managed that

 

[freddo]

Any of you lads got any similar stories.

Sadly I work with someone like that.

I only know of one that is still going.

I was working on the same street as that last month.

 

[JAWS]

McDonald's are so much better on the USAF bases

 

[Silly Sausage]

I'm desperate for a Wimpy now with special sauce.
Cheeseburger or International Grill? Agh, decisions, decisions.
My nearest is 25 miles away

 

[rolyberkin]

We used to enjoy ordering half a light and bitter, some younger members won't understand that though!;-)

 

[GMES]

Get it delivered by Uber, that seems to be the latest craze with the youngsters.

Bloody uber for McDonald's., there is an app for it.

 

[Toneyz]

Get it delivered by Uber, that seems to be the latest craze with the youngsters.

Bloody uber for McDonald's., there is an app for it.

They have started doing home deliveries at the on the other side of Northampton to me. Used to have a Wimpy in Northampton up to about 10 years ago.

 

[Dave OCD]

I can remember going to birthday parties for our kids in the local Wimpy years ago, 'Mr Wimpy' would bring out a cake with candles etc and some of the youngsters would be terrified.

 

[Andy78]

I once had a nearly identical sandwich buy in a sarny shop.

Me I'll have a bacon salad please.
Her A what ?
Me A bacon salad please
Her We don't do a bacon salad, you mean a BLT.
Me No I mean a bacon salad. You do salad and you do bacon, I just want both in a sandwich please
Her No no no, you mean a BLT (her face says "I'm the sandwich expert round here than you very much")
Me So what does a BLT have in it then ?
Her Bacon, lettuce, tomato
Me Ok, so get me a BLT with cucumber, onion, boiled egg and mayo please

She gives me a look like I'm Neo breaking the f**king matrix or something and at the same time her head is imploding trying to comprehend what just happened.

You're right, we are doomed.

 

[PEG]

Right,i've got a drive-thru story,for you....
Long time ago,myself and six pals,finish a day of cutting up scrap,and go to the Mcdougal in Chorlton,for a sit in job....staff got RC,as we looked like mumpers,and to be fair,were quite hyperactive....so off we trot...

Months later,we have to collect half a dozen dead sheep,from a hunt kennels. Now these are fallen stock,and are usually sectioned and fed to the dogs,but these had been languishing in the sun for a couple of weeks,and each one was three times bigger than original... the smell was legendary...and on the back of the transit tipper,they went...

Guess which establishment,got us as a drive-thru?

Da da da der da...i'm lovin it