this job is nice a tidy !

[buzzlightyear]

been to a job to day customer ask me could I put up a centre light in a bedroom in static caravan considering they had a fluorescent at the bed head covered by conti board.
well trying to put up a centre light with a bed in .now is the best part.

 

[telectrix]

no pic.just a square with a cross in it. where's Brianwhen youwant him? ooops, he's singing :

 

[Squid]

You have customers that live in static caravans? You need better customers........



and how many pairs of dirty knickers did you hide away in your tool bag.........?

 

[littlespark]

look at the mess you've made

 

[telectrix]

like that so-called "artist", what's her face.untidy bed with condoms all over the place. call that art? i call it crap.

 

[buzzlightyear]

like that so-called "artist", what's her face.untidy bed with condoms all over the place. call that art? i call it crap

her.

 

[Squid]

look at the mess you've made

He hasn't got the dirty knickers home yet.........

 

[Leesparkykent]

her.

She’s just brought an old print factory not far from me and having it converted into a house/studio..builder I do bits for is pricing it.

 

[telectrix]

She’s just brought an old print factory not far from me and having it converted into a house/studio..builder I do bits for is pricing it.

tell builder to fit condoms to his trowels.

 

[rsgaz]

I guess if you can't see your carpet, then there's no need to ever vacuum it, right?!

 

[buzzlightyear]

guess if you can't see your carpet, then there's no need to ever vacuum it,

even the carpet was bad
It was like a world war 1trench thick with greese.the only thing was missing was the rats .

 

[littlespark]

The rats weren't missing, Buzz.... they were only hiding - waiting to strike the next unsuspecting tradesman.

Rats like to make homes in the glasswool insulation normally used under the floors of static caravans.