In relation to your points:
1. Number of points isn't actually required - many forms tend not to include them now because there its so hard to be sure you've spotted everything in a occupied property.
2. Agree that LIM in there would be better, though if Zs has been taken on an EICR, R1&R2 isn't always essential
3. Looks like an overprinted certificate rather than a computer generated one? In which case maybe their software isn't the best - though that's a minor issue I'd say.. In an occupied property L-N insulation is almost always impossible, and L&N-E is usually the sensible one to do.
4. My guess is that 2000 is the reading on the meter for open circuit (probably >2000 actually), in which case that would mean no continuity...
5. Is there an MET with 16mm to the board, and a smaller TN-S 6mm perhaps? If not then it's clearly a typo - but not something you want to get wrong on a supposedly professional report...
6. The figure on the form may be based on the 80% rule, looking at it - so it may well still just be within the limits, though cba to look it up... It should probably be noted or commented on somewhere though
7. End to end being within 0.08 is probably within the margin of error of holding crocodile clips, so probably the least to worry about. It does suggest a reading was taken at least I guess!
8. C1 is nonsense - assuming there wasn't live parts actually accessible. C2 might be right, depending on the actual likely load - Be interested to see whether they just eyeballed it and how accurate they were - though it does show at least an attention to detail on the things that can go wrong with older boards...
9. I agree that unsleeved CPCs are at worst a C3 - in fact if I recall, the Best Practise Guide says no code for them, as it's not a danger...
10. If the grouted in fittings can be tested at a socket then I'd say C3 at worst is fine, and if not possibly a LIM if it could be confirmed that there was a continuous earth to the cooker. Basically as long as they can confirm polarity on that circuit then I'd say C3, but if it can't then FI is maybe warranted.
11. Identification of conductors is more to do with Line and Neutral being correctly identified - a bare cpc is fairly easy to identify, even without the sleeving
12. It's not unreasonable to give C3 and C2 for various combinations of lack of RCD. Generally the lack of an RCD to sockets is only a C2 when it's sockets that may supply portable equipment outside, and for any circuits in a bathroom if there is no supplementary bonding - everything else could reasonably be a C3 following the guidance.
13. That's a clear error - can happen, but again not ideal when you spot things like that on a professional report. A sign of poor proof reading, if nothing else...
14. Not entirely sure what their point is here - it may be that they are raising lack of isolation via a switch, though a 13A would clearly be wrong if the oven is 5kW as you say. That appears to be a spurious error.
It's actually not a 'bad' report compared to some, in that some work appears to have been done and some issues have been picked up. I wonder if its a case of a good tester, but a bad report writer?
In terms of what to do, I would either get the buyer to pay if they want the work done (or negotiated off the price). I certainly wouldn't put £1000 into a property when it's quite possible that the buyers will end up doing things to it themselves anyway... £1000 does sound steep in any case.