to those of you who number 2 in portaloo

[elsparko]

STOP IT.

 

[Squid]

Now this will get me started! My pet hate is when somebody farts and you are there breathing it in. Its just foul, disgusting and very inconsiderate! I don't want to ingest somebody elses bowel contents!

If you need to let off, do it in private!!!!!

You've never worked on a "proper" building site have you, those bacon and egg rolls really get you "primed" up.

 

[Tes369]

It's the beans that get you primed up....

 

[elsparko]

and the "use than by 7 or fewer persons per 40 hour work week", usually about 20 folk kicking about and its not cleaned out till every 2 weeks, or whenever someone can be bothered

i save my number 2s for my own throne, or at the very least a porcelain one

 

[ruston]

You lot are lucky . You have never seen any thing till you have seen the old 'Elsan pail' toilets . They were so bad even the flies boycotted them.

 

[KEV 1 N]

In days of old, when knights were bold,
And toilets weren’t invented,
They dug a pit and had a sh*t,
And went away contented.

 

[KEV 1 N]

Can’t believe we’re now on 3 pages of talking shyte!

 

[ruston]

I'm on the turd page too now.

 

[Des 56]

Old style building sites, porta bog with wooden seat

You may have smiled with satisfaction because it has one
That is until the crabs that you catch wipe the smile off your face

 

[ruston]

With the holes drilled in the door and feet sticking out the gap in the bottom , and newspaper bog paper on a fencing wire hook. Real class.

 

[PEG]

You lot are lucky . You have never seen any thing till you have seen the old 'Elsan pail' toilets . They were so bad even the flies boycotted them.

Some of those old navvy operators,if the weather was bad,used to crap in the back of the superstructure,aiming roughly for the slew gear...

A great and welcome treat,for any fitter attending to slew bearings,in the depth of winter

 

[elsparko]

if youre touching cloth and its only 1pm, just push it back in, silicone the gap etc

 

[ruston]

Some of those old navvy operators,if the weather was bad,used to crap in the back of the superstructure,aiming roughly for the slew gear...

A great and welcome treat,for any fitter attending to slew bearings,in the depth of winter

We had a D8 driver that used to swing on the grab rails out the cab feet astride bare backside facing out and deposit his load onto the tracks.

 

[static zap]

In days of old, when knights were bold,
And toilets weren’t invented,
They dug a pit and had a sh*t,
And went away contented.

Last time ,I tried this ..Non Paula Ratcliff method ,I decided to move on to a new location, too many empty cashboxes lying about , just off motorway !
(Spade in hand)

 

[Deleted member 104825]

If you have a towbar on the van:-

https://www.amazon.com/Bumper-Dumper-Original-Mountable-Portable/dp/B006IVN03O

 

[KEV 1 N]

If you have a towbar on the van:-

https://www.amazon.com/Bumper-Dumper-Original-Mountable-Portable/dp/B006IVN03O

Need to check the vehicles tow bar weight limit first