Someone once told me that when pairs of food items were listed, e.g. Fish & Chips, Ham & Eggs, Steak & Chips, etc., it was always the item with the most protien that was listed first; never the other way around. I've yet to find an example that breaks this rule! I wonder if there is the same logic operating with "Testing & Inspection" - it's because the testing is the 'bigger' job it gets listed first. :-)
I reckon it's something to do with the more appealing, more valuable item first - the chips are the side dish to fill you up and are as cheap as, well, chips but what goes with them (eg the fish, ham & egg, pie etc) defines the dish.
In the same way anyone can have a look at an installation but you need an expensive tester and sufficient knowlege of how to work the thing to do the tests.
Nobody wants to pay just to have somebody to have a quick look at something - they want figures, certificates, intelligent sounding beeps etc.

That said when I worked in a pub I'd get chavs coming in and asking if we did chips.
Then if we had "anything to go with the chips".
Thinking they meant salt & vinegar, ketchup, even cheese (which we charged extra for) I'd say yes.
Turns out they wanted their chips garnished with something more like a steak or some scampi.
I suspect this may have been more to do with trying to play down the 'main event' to influence the price.
Bloody chavs.
 
my van says " RAG/BONE " does that mean that rags have got more appeal than bones? os should i changew it to "ANY OLD IRON"
 
who's harry champion? my lady calls me steptoe!
 
less of the old!!! LOL. when compo died, i inherited his suit.
 
So which one are you then, Albert or Harold? :)
bit in between, mate. older than harold, younger than albert, but at least i'm still living. was going to take hercules to the races but he says it's a shocking idea.
 
That would be the first time a horse would start from a kneeling position…..pml
 
Yoy contacted me a couple weeks ago with regards to looking for work .. I need someone to do periodic test & inspection also pat testing on following locations if interested.
[FONT=&quot]Urmston Not between 20 June- 4th July[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Sharston Not between 30 May – 20 June[/FONT]
Blackburn [FONT=&quot]Not between [/FONT] 05th Sept-19th Sept
[FONT=&quot]Crewe Not between [/FONT] 10 Oct-24th Oct[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Warrington Not between 18th April - 2 May[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Blackpool[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Birkenhead Not between 28TH March – 11th April[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Buckley[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Stockport Not between 16-23 May[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Warrington[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Bangor Not between [/FONT] 29th Aug-12 Sept[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Telford[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Colwyn Bay Not between [/FONT] 19th Sept-03 Oct[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
Lewes [FONT=&quot]Not between 20 June- 4th July[/FONT]
 
Sure you weren’t looking at Inspection & Testing on the front of the van trough the rear view mirror of your van.
 
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Yoy contacted me a couple weeks ago with regards to looking for work .. I need someone to do periodic test & inspection also pat testing on following locations if interested.
[FONT=&quot]Urmston Not between 20 June- 4th July[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Sharston Not between 30 May – 20 June[/FONT]
Blackburn [FONT=&quot]Not between [/FONT] 05th Sept-19th Sept
[FONT=&quot]Crewe Not between [/FONT] 10 Oct-24th Oct[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Warrington Not between 18th April - 2 May[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Blackpool[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Birkenhead Not between 28TH March – 11th April[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Buckley[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Stockport Not between 16-23 May[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Warrington[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Bangor Not between [/FONT] 29th Aug-12 Sept[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Telford[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Colwyn Bay Not between [/FONT] 19th Sept-03 Oct[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
Lewes [FONT=&quot]Not between 20 June- 4th July[/FONT]
warrington, buckley, stockport are within my reach. have megger 1552 and seaward pat tester.
 
Have to agree that "Testing and Inspection" always annoys me. It shows a lack of understanding. It is Inspection and Testing not only because inspection precedes testing but also because it is far more important. Inspection can show you problems that any amount of buttons pressed never could.

Just like I hate job ads looking for "testers" when it should be inspectors (or even Electricians - it's not as if inspection and testing can or should be completely separated from installation work).
 
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