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There's a guy in my town who I hate with a fiery passion (why is another story) he's incapable of taking time off. A few years back his wife gave him an ultimatum, either he went on holiday with her or she'd go on her own and leave him when she got back so he went off to Toremelinos. One morning she woke up and he wasn't in bed so she went off looking for him, there he was on the balcony with a set of drawings in front of him pricing up a job. He's always been a dick.My former boss is a plumber, and according to his wife when they were in a restaurant on their honeymoon he went to the toilet and was there ages, because he had taken a panel off the wall and was inspecting the plumbing!