I'm a raggedyarsed spark in a factory so often have to pander to the needs of machine operators:
when called to a problem that "... is only a five minute job" ... 2 hours later you're still gonad-deep. Or them other 5 minute troubleshooting jobs... how do they know how long it takes?
"It says on the screen 'emergency stop pressed in' but I've checked them all!" ...apart from the one where you usually lean, mate.
Doing a tidy job wiring up some SWA then a smart assed operator hands you the boot and asks if he should've told you before you terminated.
Operators asking you about doing 'foreigners' for 'a few beers'.
Operators asking why their mum's cousins' shower keeps going off. ESP and Crystal ball required!
Getting lacerations due to apprentices not cutting off tie-wrap ends flush! Oooouchhh, you little...
The offer of suggestions by fitters on how 'they correctly install 2.5 T&E into a 13A plug top for their pond pump'.
When you're troubleshooting a machine and the fitter states: the problem is in the plc. You troubleshoot the program to find a faulty 5/2 valve that should've been a 5/3 valve... that they'd changed earlier!
Running in T&E, clipping then finding you have a twist in the run.
SY braid sticking in your fingers like needles!
Picking up your crimp/ferrules box which isn't clipped together then playing 1000-piece-pick-up!!!
Kneeling on M3.5 screws.
... to name but a few!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!