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Geordie Spark
YES!
I have had it where I haven't made it to the phone in time, by seconds. Phoned the dude straight back and it rings and rings to answerphone. I mean, you just called me, how far away from the phone can you BE?
Yes ...... and you're standing there, trousers around your ankles phone in one hand and other hand pressing a lump of bog roll up yer Khyber ...